Not to harsh on orgasms, or anything.
Oh, I don't know -- I'm starting to think you are ANTI-VAGINA-BOJANGLERS.
Mal: Go on. Get in there. Give your brother a thrashing for messing up your plan. River: He takes so much looking after.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Steph L. - Aug 19, 2005 11:44:19 am PDT #9489 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
msbelle - Aug 19, 2005 11:45:32 am PDT #9490 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
stop it right now. the both of you.
tommyrot - Aug 19, 2005 11:46:42 am PDT #9491 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Ten Precepts From The Art of War That Never Made It Past Sun Tzu's Editor
1. When you sally forth to meet the enemy, show your contempt for him by the haughtiness of your prance.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2005 11:47:22 am PDT #9492 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
As long as one can MULTI-BOJANGLE, how could it be a bad thing?
Betsy HP - Aug 19, 2005 11:50:22 am PDT #9493 of 10002
If I only had a brain...
Alas. One of the more interesting games we used to play at my office was "Who will win?" -- the idea was that a bell would ring and everyone would fly into a homicidal rage, leap up from their desks and attack the first person they met. The winner of that fight would attack the winner of an adjacent battle and so on till only one person was left standing. We whiled away many otherwise productive hours figuring out the pairings depending on who turned left and who right, deciding whether the boss would be killed in his first combat or his second, and generally frittering away the energy that might have gone to implementing the game for real.
That reminded me of ita.
Atropa - Aug 19, 2005 11:52:43 am PDT #9494 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Alas. One of the more interesting games we used to play at my office was "Who will win?" -- the idea was that a bell would ring and everyone would fly into a homicidal rage, leap up from their desks and attack the first person they met. The winner of that fight would attack the winner of an adjacent battle and so on till only one person was left standing. We whiled away many otherwise productive hours figuring out the pairings depending on who turned left and who right, deciding whether the boss would be killed in his first combat or his second, and generally frittering away the energy that might have gone to implementing the game for real.
Well, that's a flashback to the WotC customer service days ...
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2005 11:54:21 am PDT #9495 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
OMG, now I totally want to fly into a homicidal rage.
For the fun of it, though. Not an angry rage, or anything.
Lee - Aug 19, 2005 11:57:48 am PDT #9496 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
If you send me a ticket, I'll also come visit you. k?
Yay.
ita, if you do fly into a homicidal rage, will you make sure someone films it for us?
Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2005 12:24:18 pm PDT #9497 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Also, having Carrot Top present at ground zero would mean that everyone wins.
§ ita § - Aug 19, 2005 12:25:51 pm PDT #9498 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
having Carrot Top present at ground zero would mean that everyone wins.
Easy for you to say, what with you not having to touch him. Maybe he can be a few cubes down, and taken out by the elderly security guard or something.