Alas. One of the more interesting games we used to play at my office was "Who will win?" -- the idea was that a bell would ring and everyone would fly into a homicidal rage, leap up from their desks and attack the first person they met. The winner of that fight would attack the winner of an adjacent battle and so on till only one person was left standing. We whiled away many otherwise productive hours figuring out the pairings depending on who turned left and who right, deciding whether the boss would be killed in his first combat or his second, and generally frittering away the energy that might have gone to implementing the game for real.

Well, that's a flashback to the WotC customer service days ...

OMG, now I totally want to fly into a homicidal rage.

For the fun of it, though. Not an angry rage, or anything.

If you send me a ticket, I'll also come visit you. k?

Yay.

ita, if you do fly into a homicidal rage, will you make sure someone films it for us?

Also, having Carrot Top present at ground zero would mean that everyone wins.

having Carrot Top present at ground zero would mean that everyone wins.

Easy for you to say, what with you not having to touch him. Maybe he can be a few cubes down, and taken out by the elderly security guard or something.

I'm gonna order takeout from here: [link] tonight.

Mmmmm.

ignoring all the Carrot top talk

What are people doing for the weekend? So far my big plan is to get my hair cut tomorrow morning.

Easy for you to say, what with you not having to touch him.

What, you couldn't pick up a chair or bookend and enjoy the feeling of bones crunching through an intervening medium?

I am going to be at home with the kids. There may be sewing.

There is supposed to be cleaning up, but I doubt it.

What are people doing for the weekend? So far my big plan is to get my hair cut tomorrow morning.

Oddly enough, I am getting my bangs trimmed tomorrow afternoon. Other than that, I dunno.