I'm very sorry if she tipped off anyone about your cunningly concealed herd of cows.

Simon ,'Safe'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Aug 19, 2005 6:16:48 am PDT #9370 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

It's the low slung pants that got to me. Horse penises, I can handle. The hint of a Carrot Top penis, NSM.


Jesse - Aug 19, 2005 6:18:10 am PDT #9371 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Actually, the idea of Carrot Top has always freaked me out.

Word.

So, I'm watching George Michael Behind the Music, and he's talking about how he decided not to come out when Wham was first making it big, but then he's like, "But did you people see the videos? COME ON."


Topic!Cindy - Aug 19, 2005 6:25:38 am PDT #9372 of 10002
What is even happening?

Yay! kat perez is here! It was so nice to see that you'd posted last night, and better still that you're here today.

This eyelash conversation is a weird bit of serendipity for me. Just yesterday, my daughter was asking if people trimmed their eyelashes. She doesn't wear glasses. She does, however, look in the mirror, whenever confronted with the opportunity. She should, though. She is very pretty.

It's the low slung pants that got to me. Horse penises, I can handle. The hint of a Carrot Top penis, NSM.

I didn't notice the hint. I mean, was there more of a visual hint than that the pants were low slung. I really just did shudder.

Took a look at the nekkid Jude Law picture. He looks normal. I think he should take a picture of himself when he has a raging hard-on and send it out to all the tabloids so they can compare and contrast.

juliana, he doesn't have to. I didn't see the nekkid picture, but it's pretty clear, even when clothed as in this [link] that he's just fine. Poor guy. That thing gets him in all different kinds of trouble.

edited to provide a better link which actually shows the man's face.


Lee - Aug 19, 2005 6:27:33 am PDT #9373 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I went to bed before Plei said there would be cupcakes, and now I have to go to work instead of Seattle.

Also, to calibrate your conclusion properly, you need to offer up pictures of horsefucking.

Please don't.


Kat - Aug 19, 2005 6:27:50 am PDT #9374 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Also, to calibrate your conclusion properly, you need to offer up pictures of horsefucking.

It's the internet. I'm sure that's possible. However, I'm conveniently running away now to errands and to see the movie Junebug.


§ ita § - Aug 19, 2005 6:28:31 am PDT #9375 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Please don't.

You do know you don't have to click on everything, right?

I'm sure that's possible

I'm not debating that -- I'm saying it'd shore up your conclusion.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2005 6:32:53 am PDT #9376 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So, I'm watching George Michael Behind the Music, and he's talking about how he decided not to come out when Wham was first making it big, but then he's like, "But did you people see the videos? COME ON."

I know! How teenage girls in my class managed to delude themselves that he was straight after seeing "Wake me Up before You Go-Go" is a complete mystery to me.


brenda m - Aug 19, 2005 6:33:01 am PDT #9377 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The hint of a Carrot Top penis, NSM.

AHHHHHHstopstopstopAHHHHHHH


kat perez - Aug 19, 2005 6:35:06 am PDT #9378 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

The picture of Carrot Top was unfortunate, but not freaky for me. I think I would be much more freaked out by horsefucking (talking about, pictures of it, the whole it of it).


Jessica - Aug 19, 2005 6:35:10 am PDT #9379 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Also, to calibrate your conclusion properly, you need to offer up pictures of horsefucking.

I don't know about pictures, but I'm sure everyone's already heard about the man who died of a perforated colon? While visiting a, er, farm which catered to...peculiar tastes?