Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.

'Harm's Way'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 19, 2005 6:28:31 am PDT #9375 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Please don't.

You do know you don't have to click on everything, right?

I'm sure that's possible

I'm not debating that -- I'm saying it'd shore up your conclusion.


Matt the Bruins fan - Aug 19, 2005 6:32:53 am PDT #9376 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

So, I'm watching George Michael Behind the Music, and he's talking about how he decided not to come out when Wham was first making it big, but then he's like, "But did you people see the videos? COME ON."

I know! How teenage girls in my class managed to delude themselves that he was straight after seeing "Wake me Up before You Go-Go" is a complete mystery to me.


brenda m - Aug 19, 2005 6:33:01 am PDT #9377 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The hint of a Carrot Top penis, NSM.

AHHHHHHstopstopstopAHHHHHHH


kat perez - Aug 19, 2005 6:35:06 am PDT #9378 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

The picture of Carrot Top was unfortunate, but not freaky for me. I think I would be much more freaked out by horsefucking (talking about, pictures of it, the whole it of it).


Jessica - Aug 19, 2005 6:35:10 am PDT #9379 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Also, to calibrate your conclusion properly, you need to offer up pictures of horsefucking.

I don't know about pictures, but I'm sure everyone's already heard about the man who died of a perforated colon? While visiting a, er, farm which catered to...peculiar tastes?


Jessica - Aug 19, 2005 6:36:19 am PDT #9380 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

In non-horsefucking news, a Swedish library is offering to lend out representatives of minority groups, including lesbian and gay people, in a bid to tackle prejudice and discrimination.

The real-life lending system will also include religious leaders and members of ethnic minorities, in a bid to help minorities and local people mix.

Organized by Malmo Library, those taking part in the scheme will be able to take their lent representatives outside for a 45-minute conversation about their beliefs, culture and way of life.

A spokesperson for the library told the AFP news agency that the idea is to challenge preconceived ideas about people.

Ulla Brohed said the majority of people's prejudices come from being "just uninformed."

A gay person, an imam, a journalist and a Gypsy will take part in the first stages of the project.


juliana - Aug 19, 2005 6:36:19 am PDT #9381 of 10002
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

"But did you people see the videos? COME ON."

No. Shit. I remember girls in jr. high crying when the very first rumors of his gaydom hit in '88. It was to laugh, for my gaydar was already sending out full alerts on that boy.


§ ita § - Aug 19, 2005 6:37:07 am PDT #9382 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's what started off the last horsefucking conversation, Jessica.

I'd lobby for Carrot Top to be included in a "crimes against nature" legislation.

Nike print ad -- knees -- that hits me where I live.


kat perez - Aug 19, 2005 6:38:26 am PDT #9383 of 10002
"We have trust issues." Mylar

Ew, ew, eeewwww. This is definitely worse than Carrot Top.

So, I'm watching George Michael Behind the Music, and he's talking about how he decided not to come out when Wham was first making it big, but then he's like, "But did you people see the videos? COME ON."

I would've thought that the feathered hair was enough of a dead give-away. Even without the short-shorts and fingerless gloves.


Calli - Aug 19, 2005 6:38:39 am PDT #9384 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

When I was in junior high the thought of people being gay just didn't occur to me. I barely contemplated people being straight.

That changed a little bit in high school. And a whole hellovalot in college.