Also, to calibrate your conclusion properly, you need to offer up pictures of horsefucking.

It's the internet. I'm sure that's possible. However, I'm conveniently running away now to errands and to see the movie Junebug.

Please don't.

You do know you don't have to click on everything, right?

I'm sure that's possible

I'm not debating that -- I'm saying it'd shore up your conclusion.

So, I'm watching George Michael Behind the Music, and he's talking about how he decided not to come out when Wham was first making it big, but then he's like, "But did you people see the videos? COME ON."

I know! How teenage girls in my class managed to delude themselves that he was straight after seeing "Wake me Up before You Go-Go" is a complete mystery to me.

The hint of a Carrot Top penis, NSM.

AHHHHHHstopstopstopAHHHHHHH

The picture of Carrot Top was unfortunate, but not freaky for me. I think I would be much more freaked out by horsefucking (talking about, pictures of it, the whole it of it).

Also, to calibrate your conclusion properly, you need to offer up pictures of horsefucking.

I don't know about pictures, but I'm sure everyone's already heard about the man who died of a perforated colon? While visiting a, er, farm which catered to...peculiar tastes?

In non-horsefucking news, a Swedish library is offering to lend out representatives of minority groups, including lesbian and gay people, in a bid to tackle prejudice and discrimination.

The real-life lending system will also include religious leaders and members of ethnic minorities, in a bid to help minorities and local people mix.

Organized by Malmo Library, those taking part in the scheme will be able to take their lent representatives outside for a 45-minute conversation about their beliefs, culture and way of life.

A spokesperson for the library told the AFP news agency that the idea is to challenge preconceived ideas about people.

Ulla Brohed said the majority of people's prejudices come from being "just uninformed."

A gay person, an imam, a journalist and a Gypsy will take part in the first stages of the project.

"But did you people see the videos? COME ON."

No. Shit. I remember girls in jr. high crying when the very first rumors of his gaydom hit in '88. It was to laugh, for my gaydar was already sending out full alerts on that boy.

That's what started off the last horsefucking conversation, Jessica.

I'd lobby for Carrot Top to be included in a "crimes against nature" legislation.

Nike print ad -- knees -- that hits me where I live.

Ew, ew, eeewwww. This is definitely worse than Carrot Top.

So, I'm watching George Michael Behind the Music, and he's talking about how he decided not to come out when Wham was first making it big, but then he's like, "But did you people see the videos? COME ON."

I would've thought that the feathered hair was enough of a dead give-away. Even without the short-shorts and fingerless gloves.