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beekaytee - Jul 18, 2005 6:45:38 am PDT #781 of 10002

Compassionately intolerant

Outdoor Games presidential competition

Hey! We are a democracy, right? Government by and for the people. THIS needs to be new legislation. Physical competition for the presidency. And none of that "Battle of the Network Stars" crap with inflatable kayak races either.

Endurance, speed and agility. Plus? The capping event needs to be an eating contest. The entree? CROW.

If you aren't hunky and humble, American doesn't need you.

Damn. All of a sudden, I feel patriotic.

beth b - Jul 18, 2005 6:49:44 am PDT #782 of 10002

oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

Gud's son can fly!

calm ma~ to megan

Matt the Bruins fan - Jul 18, 2005 6:49:57 am PDT #783 of 10002

"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Also, I don't want to see either Kerry or Bush in shorts. It is a thing.

I'd have put up with seeing the latter in lederhosen and a propeller beanie every day if it would have changed the last election. Of course, that's more or less my mental image of him anyway...

Physical competition for the presidency.

You realize this might result in President Schwarzenegger if he could put on a humble act long enough?

Gudanov - Jul 18, 2005 6:51:03 am PDT #784 of 10002

Coding and Sleeping

Outdoor Games presidential competition

All of the events should be named after former presidents.

The Washington cherry tree chopping contest.

The Taft sled pull.

The Nixon timed hotel breaking and entering contest.

The Reagan nap-off.

tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 6:51:22 am PDT #785 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Physical competition for the presidency.

President Robocop

President He-Man

President Xena

Xena, warrior-president

beekaytee - Jul 18, 2005 6:55:19 am PDT #786 of 10002

Compassionately intolerant

You realize this might result in President Schwarzenegger

Nah. He's so 'roided, he's probably pretty...ahem...limp. A wirey, yet strong opponent would have Ahnald puking his guts up in no time. Kerry could so take him. Edwards is a jogger, right? Please, somebody force Chaney to run up Capitol Hill. pleeeeeaaase.

beekaytee - Jul 18, 2005 6:56:09 am PDT #787 of 10002

Compassionately intolerant

Xena, warrior-president

YES! THIS is what I'm saying.

Nutty - Jul 18, 2005 6:57:05 am PDT #788 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Ooh, President M.A.N.T.I.S. -- one small step for exoskeletons, one giant leap for the differently-abled!

I think, to compete fairly, Batman would not be allowed all of his tools, only some of them.

Superman was not born in the U.S., so he would not be allowed to be president.

Jesse - Jul 18, 2005 6:57:17 am PDT #789 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Oh lord, did you people see about Cheney passing his physical in the paper over the weekend? It was WAY TMI.

tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 6:58:05 am PDT #790 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

President Mansquito!

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I am ahead of my time....

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