Outdoor Games presidential competition
All of the events should be named after former presidents.
The Washington cherry tree chopping contest.
The Taft sled pull.
The Nixon timed hotel breaking and entering contest.
The Reagan nap-off.
Nice acronym, Mom!
Buffy ,'Showtime'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Gudanov - Jul 18, 2005 6:51:03 am PDT #784 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 6:51:22 am PDT #785 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Physical competition for the presidency.
President Robocop
President He-Man
President Xena
Xena, warrior-president
beekaytee - Jul 18, 2005 6:55:19 am PDT #786 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
You realize this might result in President Schwarzenegger
Nah. He's so 'roided, he's probably pretty...ahem...limp. A wirey, yet strong opponent would have Ahnald puking his guts up in no time. Kerry could so take him. Edwards is a jogger, right? Please, somebody force Chaney to run up Capitol Hill. pleeeeeaaase.
beekaytee - Jul 18, 2005 6:56:09 am PDT #787 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
Xena, warrior-president
YES! THIS is what I'm saying.
Nutty - Jul 18, 2005 6:57:05 am PDT #788 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Ooh, President M.A.N.T.I.S. -- one small step for exoskeletons, one giant leap for the differently-abled!
I think, to compete fairly, Batman would not be allowed all of his tools, only some of them.
Superman was not born in the U.S., so he would not be allowed to be president.
Jesse - Jul 18, 2005 6:57:17 am PDT #789 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Oh lord, did you people see about Cheney passing his physical in the paper over the weekend? It was WAY TMI.
tommyrot - Jul 18, 2005 6:58:05 am PDT #790 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
President Mansquito!
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I am ahead of my time....
Nutty - Jul 18, 2005 7:00:19 am PDT #791 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
Are there rules about species that would disqualify Mansquito?
More to the point, does he have opposable thumbs to grasp the axe-handle with? Certainly, he would win hands-down on the tree-climbing enterprise, needing neither rope nor toe-pitons.
beekaytee - Jul 18, 2005 7:02:42 am PDT #792 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
I was outside the Office of the Physician of the Capitol one day. (Can't say we don't have royal titles around here) Standing around with a bunch of too young doctors with loads of very expensive equipment, staring at a kid who felt pukey sitting on floor. A guard walked by, scanned the scene and said, "Oh, I thought Chaney was here." Big confidence builder.
I'm not surprised that Chaney's phyical would publicly spawn TMI. LOOK, he's not dead! Really. Not to worry.
Cashmere - Jul 18, 2005 7:06:10 am PDT #793 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Nope, just leaping off the furniture.
I want to buy Leif a cape.