Ooh, President M.A.N.T.I.S. -- one small step for exoskeletons, one giant leap for the differently-abled!
I think, to compete fairly, Batman would not be allowed all of his tools, only some of them.
Superman was not born in the U.S., so he would not be allowed to be president.
Oh lord, did you people see about Cheney passing his physical in the paper over the weekend? It was WAY TMI.
President Mansquito!
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I am ahead of my time....
Are there rules about species that would disqualify Mansquito?
More to the point, does he have opposable thumbs to grasp the axe-handle with? Certainly, he would win hands-down on the tree-climbing enterprise, needing neither rope nor toe-pitons.
I was outside the Office of the Physician of the Capitol one day. (Can't say we don't have royal titles around here) Standing around with a bunch of too young doctors with loads of very expensive equipment, staring at a kid who felt pukey sitting on floor. A guard walked by, scanned the scene and said, "Oh, I thought Chaney was here." Big confidence builder.
I'm not surprised that Chaney's phyical would publicly spawn TMI. LOOK, he's not dead! Really. Not to worry.
Nope, just leaping off the furniture.
I want to buy Leif a cape.
It looks like I'm a few months too late for my idea of a Mansquito blog: [link]
Woot!!! My Harry Potter book just got delivered. Now I wonder if I should have a sudden attack of appendicitis so I can go home and read it....
Tell your boss you have to take your cat to the vet.
It might help if you had a cat.
I napped and am not cured.
Where do I go get a refund?
Although -- I do finally feel I could eat, so that's something. Papajohns.com, here I come.