Offered without comment: China to send pig sperm to space
Fred: The size and depth of the wound indicate a female vampire. Harmony: Or gay! Fred: Um…it doesn't really work like that.
'Harm's Way'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Jul 17, 2005 11:03:19 am PDT #634 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
NoiseDesign - Jul 17, 2005 11:06:22 am PDT #635 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
China to send pig sperm to space
Sounds like someone lost a bet.
Scrappy - Jul 17, 2005 11:07:40 am PDT #636 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Piiiiiiig (sperm) Iiiiiiiin Spaaaaace!
NoiseDesign - Jul 17, 2005 11:09:02 am PDT #637 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
Does this mean we're going to have Spaaaaaace Baaaaaacon soon?
Steph L. - Jul 17, 2005 11:17:15 am PDT #638 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
China to send pig sperm to space
Because....they were running out of places to store it?
sarameg - Jul 17, 2005 11:33:57 am PDT #639 of 10002
I just got home from fruitless errands and spent the past 45 minutes outside in the heat, fanning my neighbor until the paramedics showed up. See, it's been hot. It's been humid (the dewpoint is mid 70s, that humid.) Turns out, my elderly neighbor, the one who had a stroke 5 years ago and has had numerous minor episodes since, HASN'T HAD A/C IN A WEEK. WHICH IS ILLEGAL. The stupid fucks who I've had to deal with WITHOUT a medical letter, who took a month to fix my a/c, are giving her the same run around. So now she's off the hospital with chestpains and numbness that she rates a 10.
Luckily, her whole extended family was here (which is why she even tried to go out) and one of them is a property manager who knows the system, so she's going to rip them a new one.
Once we know she's doing better, we are going to yell at her for a) not taking her medicine this morning and b) not knocking on my door at some point and asking to stay here, or calling family to go over to stay with them. She's stubborn and has a lot of pride and I think over-estimates her ability to manage. She doesn't really let her younger sister (who lives there too) or her great grandkids take care of her. She's sort of the matriarch.
Blerg.
And the shoes I was going to buy just went off sale and I won't pay that much for them. Minor stuff.
erikaj - Jul 17, 2005 11:37:40 am PDT #640 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!
How come leaving a negative comment for the asshole who didn't send me the book I paid for makes *me* feel like the asshole? (Besides my Leary-like embrace of the word "asshole")
brenda m - Jul 17, 2005 11:42:44 am PDT #641 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Turns out, my elderly neighbor, the one who had a stroke 5 years ago and has had numerous minor episodes since, HASN'T HAD A/C IN A WEEK. WHICH IS ILLEGAL.
Really? How does that work?
I hope she's okay, and that the management or whoever is at fault shapes up quickly.
Theodosia - Jul 17, 2005 11:42:50 am PDT #642 of 10002
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Oh, sarameg! I'm glad you were there for her!
I'm taking shelter in my own AC for now, but we're supposed to get cooling t-storms later, so all is good....
brenda m - Jul 17, 2005 11:43:45 am PDT #643 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
but we're supposed to get cooling t-storms later
Who do I have to kill to get one of those here?