And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 11:58:19 am PDT #6139 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I read somewhere that Teri Hatcher's been doing it in the VW van in her driveway.

God, why do people talk so much?


msbelle - Aug 05, 2005 11:59:38 am PDT #6140 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ita, you really don't have to share all that you hear with us. really.


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 12:00:19 pm PDT #6141 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

you really don't have to share all that you hear with us. really.

And keep the pain to myself?


Nutty - Aug 05, 2005 12:06:48 pm PDT #6142 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Skipping like a mofo to report:

  • Flea, Mr. Flea and Casper the Amazing Wonder Niece have landed
  • Here, I mean
  • They called at noon to discern that I would have to stay at work ALL FUCKING DAY despite my hope of leaving at 2 due to Project That Would Not Die Despite My Stabby Motions
  • They went off to gallivant, and at 4pm the skies hurled poodles and dachsunds at them
  • I am just finishing work, and heading out
  • Except for possible theft of the matriarchal PowerBook, and a confirmed (in advance) visual sighting on Sunday in Salem, flea and I expect to be quite invisible for a week.
  • So that I do not have to contemplate killing ANYONE ELSE at my job, for at least a week.
  • OMG I need a drink. Also, for the rain to clear up.


bon bon - Aug 05, 2005 12:11:32 pm PDT #6143 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I forgot to mention hello to chupacabra. For god-knows-why my freshman dorm hall named itself after chupacabras.


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 12:15:05 pm PDT #6144 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

First horsefucking, now goatsucking.

And the guy in the cube next to me just looked at me way weird as I reacted facially to my first sentence.

Ah, well. Beats the guy two cubes over who apparently stares at the back of my head.


Lee - Aug 05, 2005 12:16:23 pm PDT #6145 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think it's safe to say that any pop song about putting anything into anything else is actually about Doing It.

My only problem with this statement is that now I am earwormed with you put the lime in the coconut, which is then followed by huh ?


DavidS - Aug 05, 2005 12:18:20 pm PDT #6146 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

which is then followed by huh ?

C'mon, Perkins! Lime?! Right? And then with the cocoanut. And that thing they do together?!


Aims - Aug 05, 2005 12:19:40 pm PDT #6147 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No, no, no.

You put the lime in the Coke, you nut!


§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 12:19:54 pm PDT #6148 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who is Harry Nilsson, and why did he write such a dumb song?