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Nutty - Aug 05, 2005 12:06:48 pm PDT #6142 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Skipping like a mofo to report:

  • Flea, Mr. Flea and Casper the Amazing Wonder Niece have landed
  • Here, I mean
  • They called at noon to discern that I would have to stay at work ALL FUCKING DAY despite my hope of leaving at 2 due to Project That Would Not Die Despite My Stabby Motions
  • They went off to gallivant, and at 4pm the skies hurled poodles and dachsunds at them
  • I am just finishing work, and heading out
  • Except for possible theft of the matriarchal PowerBook, and a confirmed (in advance) visual sighting on Sunday in Salem, flea and I expect to be quite invisible for a week.
  • So that I do not have to contemplate killing ANYONE ELSE at my job, for at least a week.
  • OMG I need a drink. Also, for the rain to clear up.

bon bon - Aug 05, 2005 12:11:32 pm PDT #6143 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I forgot to mention hello to chupacabra. For god-knows-why my freshman dorm hall named itself after chupacabras.

§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 12:15:05 pm PDT #6144 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

First horsefucking, now goatsucking.

And the guy in the cube next to me just looked at me way weird as I reacted facially to my first sentence.

Ah, well. Beats the guy two cubes over who apparently stares at the back of my head.

Lee - Aug 05, 2005 12:16:23 pm PDT #6145 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I think it's safe to say that any pop song about putting anything into anything else is actually about Doing It.

My only problem with this statement is that now I am earwormed with you put the lime in the coconut, which is then followed by huh ?

DavidS - Aug 05, 2005 12:18:20 pm PDT #6146 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

which is then followed by huh ?

C'mon, Perkins! Lime?! Right? And then with the cocoanut. And that thing they do together?!

Aims - Aug 05, 2005 12:19:40 pm PDT #6147 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No, no, no.

You put the lime in the Coke, you nut!

§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 12:19:54 pm PDT #6148 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Who is Harry Nilsson, and why did he write such a dumb song?

Jessica - Aug 05, 2005 12:20:35 pm PDT #6149 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Demystifying Diet Cokes

For anyone who's ever wondered why there needed to be so many different kinds. (And I know we've had that conversation here.)

bon bon - Aug 05, 2005 12:27:20 pm PDT #6150 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Thank you for that.

Coke with lime: easy to understand soda concept that has omnipresent explanatory advertising. You put lime in it? FUCKING WAY!
C2, Coke zero, diet coke, dc with splenda: confusing coke technology! No cutesy Nilsson covers!

§ ita § - Aug 05, 2005 12:29:11 pm PDT #6151 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wait -- Coke Zero has calories?

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