Still kind of distracted by Joe.
(Those are two different Joes, right?)
Also, I am packing for the beach. I need to internalize the fact that there is a washing machine there, so I don't actually need to take as much as I think I do. It is not a sin to repeat outfits. Particularly when they've been washed in between wearings. What is my issue? I don't know.
Sex is natural, sex is good, not everybody does it, but everybody should...
But not in a public bathroom, particularly when famous.
I read somewhere that Teri Hatcher's been doing it in the VW van in her driveway.
God, why do people talk so much?
ita, you really don't have to share all that you hear with us. really.
you really don't have to share all that you hear with us. really.
And keep the pain to myself?
Skipping like a mofo to report:
- Flea, Mr. Flea and Casper the Amazing Wonder Niece have landed
- Here, I mean
- They called at noon to discern that I would have to stay at work ALL FUCKING DAY despite my hope of leaving at 2 due to Project That Would Not Die Despite My Stabby Motions
- They went off to gallivant, and at 4pm the skies hurled poodles and dachsunds at them
- I am just finishing work, and heading out
- Except for possible theft of the matriarchal PowerBook, and a confirmed (in advance) visual sighting on Sunday in Salem, flea and I expect to be quite invisible for a week.
- So that I do not have to contemplate killing ANYONE ELSE at my job, for at least a week.
- OMG I need a drink. Also, for the rain to clear up.
I forgot to mention hello to chupacabra. For god-knows-why my freshman dorm hall named itself after chupacabras.
First horsefucking, now goatsucking.
And the guy in the cube next to me just looked at me way weird as I reacted facially to my first sentence.
Ah, well. Beats the guy two cubes over who apparently stares at the back of my head.
I think it's safe to say that any pop song about putting anything into anything else is actually about Doing It.
My only problem with this statement is that now I am earwormed with
you put the lime in the coconut,
which is then followed by
huh
?
which is then followed by huh ?
C'mon, Perkins! Lime?! Right? And then with the cocoanut. And that thing they do together?!