You know, the liner notes to some blues album I used to have implied that the line "Pig meat is what I crave" was dirty dirty dirty. I've never understood what it was supposed to mean.

I always liked "If You See Kay" because she was "Built up like a Coca-Cola bottle".

The original S&M one with people in cages or the boring light show one?

That would explain it. The light show one was on all the time.

They didn't mean that.

Of course not.

The original video for "Relax" is...something.

So since we're on lyrics, what is the point of "Don't Cha"? I mean, as far as I can tell, the point of the song is to convince you that the girl singing it is a sexual pervert who likes to rhyme "fine" with "lying" and "blind".

Completely unrelated to dirty lyrics, I came home for lunch to discover my landlord has finished replacing the screen door. Which is a good thing. Except for the fact that the handle is a gaudy ridiculously shiny gold thing. That'd be bad enough, but it also clashes with the greenish beige color of the door and frame themselves. Nothing like having to go "Ugh" every time you come home.

Nothing like having to go "Ugh" every time you come home.

No, no. The word is "BLING".

My door has bling?

Somehow, that doesn't make me feel any better.

So since we're on lyrics, what is the point of "Don't Cha"? I mean, as far as I can tell, the point of the song is to convince you that the girl singing it is a sexual pervert who likes to rhyme "fine" with "lying" and "blind".

"Don't Cha" has lyrics?

So, wait a second, when that British chick says her milkshake brings all the boys to her yard, she's NOT talking about a cooling dairy treat?

She's British? Shows how much attention I pay.