The original video for "Relax" is...something.

So since we're on lyrics, what is the point of "Don't Cha"? I mean, as far as I can tell, the point of the song is to convince you that the girl singing it is a sexual pervert who likes to rhyme "fine" with "lying" and "blind".

Completely unrelated to dirty lyrics, I came home for lunch to discover my landlord has finished replacing the screen door. Which is a good thing. Except for the fact that the handle is a gaudy ridiculously shiny gold thing. That'd be bad enough, but it also clashes with the greenish beige color of the door and frame themselves. Nothing like having to go "Ugh" every time you come home.

Nothing like having to go "Ugh" every time you come home.

No, no. The word is "BLING".

My door has bling?

Somehow, that doesn't make me feel any better.

So since we're on lyrics, what is the point of "Don't Cha"? I mean, as far as I can tell, the point of the song is to convince you that the girl singing it is a sexual pervert who likes to rhyme "fine" with "lying" and "blind".

"Don't Cha" has lyrics?

So, wait a second, when that British chick says her milkshake brings all the boys to her yard, she's NOT talking about a cooling dairy treat?

She's British? Shows how much attention I pay.

Well, I would say I wouldn't do that cuddle thing, but I said the same thing about Too Much Candy, too. Repeatedly. And, well, I did that. But as a general rule, I'm pretty private about touching, because I'm not very demonstrative that way and because of Well-meaning Strangers (TM) sort of forcing the issue when I didn't feel like it. Being around huggers makes me want to more, though. Kate, condolences. Fred, Have a great birthday.

Oops--not British. I just thought she was because she had a hit over there first. Sorry.

"Don't Cha" is about how you wish your girlfriend was Carmen Elektra, right?

"If You See Kay"

WAIT. The TITLE says FUCK!