So since we're on lyrics, what is the point of "Don't Cha"? I mean, as far as I can tell, the point of the song is to convince you that the girl singing it is a sexual pervert who likes to rhyme "fine" with "lying" and "blind".

"Don't Cha" has lyrics?

So, wait a second, when that British chick says her milkshake brings all the boys to her yard, she's NOT talking about a cooling dairy treat?

She's British? Shows how much attention I pay.

Well, I would say I wouldn't do that cuddle thing, but I said the same thing about Too Much Candy, too. Repeatedly. And, well, I did that. But as a general rule, I'm pretty private about touching, because I'm not very demonstrative that way and because of Well-meaning Strangers (TM) sort of forcing the issue when I didn't feel like it. Being around huggers makes me want to more, though. Kate, condolences. Fred, Have a great birthday.

Oops--not British. I just thought she was because she had a hit over there first. Sorry.

"Don't Cha" is about how you wish your girlfriend was Carmen Elektra, right?

"If You See Kay"

WAIT. The TITLE says FUCK!

We're not talking about the Fanta song, are we?

"Don't Cha" is about how you wish your girlfriend was Carmen Elektra, right?

Apparently. Although I'd love a show of hands as to how many of the straight guys here really do wish their girlfriend was a freak.

Kate I'm sorry about your Grandpa, but glad you had as cool a Grandpa as you did for as long as you did.

how many of the straight guys here really do wish their girlfriend was a freak.

Carmen Elektra? No.

Angelina Jolie? Maybe.