Stuff like, "Why a golden calf?"?
Sort of. Why the centralization of temple offerings in Judea would have benefited from a scriptural mention of the badness of golden calves, anyway.
Also, how one thread of Genesis never mentions Isaac after the sacrificial incident.
I believe Moses dies before the end of the 5th book he is supposed to have written
And, boy, the writers of Moses!fic were so pissed.
Why the centralization of temple offerings in Judea would have benefited from a scriptural mention of the badness of golden calves, anyway.
Golden calves are bad? Well, I suppose it'd be inconvenient to, say, pay for a house with one. Plus you're pretty much forced to own a truck to cart it around in.
I believe Moses dies before the end of the 5th book he is supposed to have written
Shouldn't that be whitefonted?
Shouldn't that be whitefonted?
what, the Bible hasn't aired on the West Coast yet?
Plus you're pretty much forced to own a truck to cart it around in.
But hey! Wee shiny bull testicles!
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the Bible hasn't aired on the West Coast yet?
NAFDA!
I suppose gold calf testicles would buy you a dinner in a nice restaurant. You'd just have to bring a hacksaw with you when you go out to eat.
You can always improvise a hacksaw.
I hear biting them off works in some areas.