Stop means no. And no means no. So . . . stop.

Xander ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2005 7:14:44 am PDT #5342 of 10002
brillig

I believe Moses dies before the end of the 5th book he is supposed to have written

And, boy, the writers of Moses!fic were so pissed.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 7:15:38 am PDT #5343 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Why the centralization of temple offerings in Judea would have benefited from a scriptural mention of the badness of golden calves, anyway.

Golden calves are bad? Well, I suppose it'd be inconvenient to, say, pay for a house with one. Plus you're pretty much forced to own a truck to cart it around in.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 7:16:04 am PDT #5344 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I believe Moses dies before the end of the 5th book he is supposed to have written

Shouldn't that be whitefonted?


Vortex - Aug 03, 2005 7:17:24 am PDT #5345 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Shouldn't that be whitefonted?

what, the Bible hasn't aired on the West Coast yet?


§ ita § - Aug 03, 2005 7:17:49 am PDT #5346 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Plus you're pretty much forced to own a truck to cart it around in.

But hey! Wee shiny bull testicles!

eta:

the Bible hasn't aired on the West Coast yet?

NAFDA!


brenda m - Aug 03, 2005 7:17:55 am PDT #5347 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Not if you ask Ashcroft.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 7:19:28 am PDT #5348 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I suppose gold calf testicles would buy you a dinner in a nice restaurant. You'd just have to bring a hacksaw with you when you go out to eat.


-t - Aug 03, 2005 7:22:08 am PDT #5349 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

You can always improvise a hacksaw.


Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2005 7:35:38 am PDT #5350 of 10002
brillig

I hear biting them off works in some areas.


tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 7:38:47 am PDT #5351 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

In San Joaquin Valley, Cows Pass Cars as Polluters

Every year, the average dairy cow produces 19.3 pounds of gases, called volatile organic compounds, the San Joaquin Valley Air Pollution Control District said. Those gases react with other pollutants to form ground-level ozone, or smog.

Moo, motherfucker!