I suppose gold calf testicles would buy you a dinner in a nice restaurant. You'd just have to bring a hacksaw with you when you go out to eat.
This must be what going mad feels like.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 7:19:28 am PDT #5348 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
-t - Aug 03, 2005 7:22:08 am PDT #5349 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
You can always improvise a hacksaw.
Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2005 7:35:38 am PDT #5350 of 10002
brillig
I hear biting them off works in some areas.
tommyrot - Aug 03, 2005 7:38:47 am PDT #5351 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In San Joaquin Valley, Cows Pass Cars as Polluters
Every year, the average dairy cow produces 19.3 pounds of gases, called volatile organic compounds, the San Joaquin Valley Air Pollution Control District said. Those gases react with other pollutants to form ground-level ozone, or smog.
Moo, motherfucker!
Connie Neil - Aug 03, 2005 7:40:28 am PDT #5352 of 10002
brillig
I'm working on specific university with the Library of Congress catalog and have just discovered that my tiny alma mater has its own LC call number. I feel all special now.
Sean K - Aug 03, 2005 7:49:52 am PDT #5353 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Or else I'd say, "I'm not a cheesemaker!"
Lord Snarky sneezes his blessings down upon you, tommyrot.
Also, Raq, if you're still around.... I tagged you.
Daisy Jane - Aug 03, 2005 7:59:50 am PDT #5354 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Mr. H surprised me with a Sidekick! I'm posting at lunch from the jobsite now! AIFG!!!
msbelle - Aug 03, 2005 8:01:29 am PDT #5355 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Report on BK chicken fries. They are yum, but I want a Ranch dipping sauce, this Buffalo one is kinda nast.
Volans - Aug 03, 2005 8:06:58 am PDT #5356 of 10002
move out and draw fire
Also, Raq, if you're still around.... I tagged you
I'm back, and I'm It!
I was just debating whether to ask for some health~ma in Press, and it occurred to me that the Buffista "-ma" tradition is tantamount to prayer.
I received the most annoying of all bill hammocks today: Handed the tollbooth guy € 3 for the € 2.50 toll. He handed me my change all wadded up in the receipt. Seriously, he'd crumpled the receipt around the change, so I couldn't just drop it into the change cup without looking while accelerating away and trying to not ram anyone. I dropped the whole thing into the passenger seat to deal with later, and the change promptly escaped the wadded paper and headed for the upholstery crease.
Steph L. - Aug 03, 2005 8:08:45 am PDT #5357 of 10002
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I saw a commercial for that last night. Were my tired eyes deceiving me or was the tagline for the chicken fries, Coq Roq?
On investigation, mine eyes were right: CoqRoq.com.
Dude, if there were CoqRoq t-shirts, I would SO buy one.