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Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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DXMachina - Aug 02, 2005 10:51:58 am PDT #5030 of 10002

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

Yeah, unfortunately. It's some weird combination of texture and underlying yogurt taste. Maybe it would help if I put Grape Nuts in.

I sort of like Yoplait's key lime pie yogurt, which tastes not entirely unlike key lime pie, except without the graham cracker crust. Hmmm. maybe I should get some graham crackers.

§ ita § - Aug 02, 2005 10:52:13 am PDT #5031 of 10002

Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It's some weird combination of texture and underlying yogurt taste

Try La Creme. It has very little of the sour.

Madrigal Costello - Aug 02, 2005 10:54:01 am PDT #5032 of 10002

It's a remora, dimwit.

A big problem I have with ID is that it's just not science - it doesn't follow the scientific method of reasoning. If they applied that to other subjects, what would they make of the difficulty of English spelling, or imaginary numbers in math, or how confusing the rules of baseball can be?

And if they're proposing getting ID in there so that children are taught different views, then along with the Abstinence Only programs, they should also have an All Naked All Gay unit.

shrift - Aug 02, 2005 10:58:42 am PDT #5033 of 10002

"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Will it be big enough?

I won't know until I see it. Never been, you know?

Dana, book the tickets! Neither of us wants to work today, anyway, right?

juliana - Aug 02, 2005 11:01:11 am PDT #5034 of 10002

I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

::headdesk::

Not on the level of shrift's no good son of bitch customer, but work has flabbergasted me. Our newest product/service?

Wholetail.

Wholetail. A combination of retail and wholesale services. Wholetail.

I'm so glad I wasn't on the rollout call. I can barely keep myself from giggling as it is.

Cass - Aug 02, 2005 11:02:28 am PDT #5035 of 10002

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

what you sent me earlier was WRONG?

With no greeting or salutation back from your client, your client is a rude god damn son of a bitch, right?

Yes. Apparently we have the same client. I try to go to my happy place before I read her emails.

The fun-est part? Her daughter is working here over the summer. I can't even bitch about her and read her emails aloud anymore.

We're gonna need a bigger wall.

Dana - Aug 02, 2005 11:02:46 am PDT #5036 of 10002

I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Dana, book the tickets! Neither of us wants to work today, anyway, right?

Tickets to China, check!

We'll need a digital camera and a tape measure, I think. And a recording of DX's theme song.

Rick - Aug 02, 2005 11:03:08 am PDT #5037 of 10002

Wholetail.

I think it's a pretty good name, assuming that you work for an escort service.

Jessica - Aug 02, 2005 11:03:39 am PDT #5038 of 10002

And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Wholetail.

Please tell me they're going to be printing promotional t-shirts about this.

Aims - Aug 02, 2005 11:04:07 am PDT #5039 of 10002

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Wholetail.

Funny.

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