A big problem I have with ID is that it's just not science - it doesn't follow the scientific method of reasoning. If they applied that to other subjects, what would they make of the difficulty of English spelling, or imaginary numbers in math, or how confusing the rules of baseball can be?
And if they're proposing getting ID in there so that children are taught different views, then along with the Abstinence Only programs, they should also have an All Naked All Gay unit.
Will it be big enough?
I won't know until I see it. Never been, you know?
Dana, book the tickets! Neither of us wants to work today, anyway, right?
::headdesk::
Not on the level of shrift's no good son of bitch customer, but work has flabbergasted me. Our newest product/service?
Wholetail.
Wholetail. A combination of retail and wholesale services. Wholetail.
I'm so glad I wasn't on the rollout call. I can barely keep myself from giggling as it is.
what you sent me earlier was WRONG?
With no greeting or salutation back from your client, your client is a rude god damn son of a bitch, right?
Yes. Apparently we have the same client. I try to go to my happy place before I read her emails.
The fun-est part? Her daughter is working here over the summer. I can't even bitch about her and read her emails aloud anymore.
We're gonna need a bigger wall.
Dana, book the tickets! Neither of us wants to work today, anyway, right?
Tickets to China, check!
We'll need a digital camera and a tape measure, I think. And a recording of DX's theme song.
Wholetail.
I think it's a pretty good name, assuming that you work for an escort service.
Wholetail.
Please tell me they're going to be printing promotional t-shirts about this.
Wholetail.
For when a blowjob just won't do!
People are dum.
Juliana, I googled wholetail. Your guys don't look to be the first guys to use that term.
No, that doesn't make it less ugly. It makes me more stunned.
I'm in a conference call, and I haven't announced I'm there, just because I don't want to draw attention to myself. These guys are wacky!