what you sent me earlier was WRONG?
With no greeting or salutation back from your client, your client is a rude god damn son of a bitch, right?
Yes. Apparently we have the same client. I try to go to my happy place before I read her emails.
The fun-est part? Her daughter is working here over the summer. I can't even bitch about her and read her emails aloud anymore.
We're gonna need a bigger wall.
Dana, book the tickets! Neither of us wants to work today, anyway, right?
Tickets to China, check!
We'll need a digital camera and a tape measure, I think. And a recording of DX's theme song.
Wholetail.
I think it's a pretty good name, assuming that you work for an escort service.
Wholetail.
Please tell me they're going to be printing promotional t-shirts about this.
Wholetail.
For when a blowjob just won't do!
People are dum.
Juliana, I googled wholetail. Your guys don't look to be the first guys to use that term.
No, that doesn't make it less ugly. It makes me more stunned.
I'm in a conference call, and I haven't announced I'm there, just because I don't want to draw attention to myself. These guys are wacky!
Anyone ever bought Ikea slipcovers? Just the slipcovers? Sofa sized? Do you remember about how much they costederish?
We'll need a digital camera and a tape measure, I think. And a recording of DX's theme song.
And some slash to read on the plane. And Tony Leung Chiu Wai starring in our in-flight movie.
Yogurt + wheat germ (or grapenuts) is better than just yogurt. I used to make myself a facial masque of yogurt and wheat germ, which was nice because I could eat the leftovers while tightening my pores.
Graham crackers are of the yum.
The LOTR exhibit was fantastic! I am a Dwarf, according to the thingy that tells you what race you are. Just seeing the level of detail on the costumes and props is astounding. Well worth the trip. We went to the Butterfly Hall after and that was very cool, too. Airport security opened up my Shards of Narsil souvenir and made me mail back the shards because they were sharp (not heeding our claim that they were useless before they were reforged), which added to our "will we make it to the plane before it takes off?" suspense, but we did, so no harm.