So what are the traditional ways to celebrate the "August Civic Holiday?" Take a city worker to lunch? Dress up as "Miss Civic Pride?" Drink heavily?
Choose C) whenever you are dealing with Canadians, and that's a safe bet.
I'll probably go to a ballgame and pack for my trip to SF (via Calgary).
Is your brother "sub-letting" from you, shrift?
I'm sure I have no idea what you mean, Cindy.
Oh, look, turtles!
Most of Rhode Island gets Victory Day off on the second Monday of August. I don't, though. Not that I'm bitter or anything.
Americans don't need to make up a holiday for August.
Annual hurricane evacuation holiday around here.
Did the monks make him from her, or did was she expelled from a hell dimension and trapped inside him, able only to bust loose at certain times, because of
::jazz hands jazz hands::
which allowed her to seek the key, make it bleed, and open the dimensions between worlds?
Worst Writing contest: [link]
"The rising sun crawled over the ridge and slithered across the hot barren terrain into every nook and cranny like grease on a Denny's grill in the morning rush, but only until eleven o'clock when they switch to the lunch menu," wrote Lester Guyse, a retired fraud investigator in Portland, Oregon.
eta: link to the actual site of the contest: [link]
You know, I always read those and wonder if the author is trying to be witty and failing, or if they're trying to write it straight and it's just really bad.