Yesterday, my life's like, 'Uh-oh, pop quiz!' Today it's like, 'rain of toads.'

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:52:30 pm PDT #398 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My finger hesitated over the Hello Kitty cheques, but geekery won out over irony.


bon bon - Jul 15, 2005 12:52:31 pm PDT #399 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I just used the internet to find out what was on my porch.

One day, while out of town on business, me & another lawyer spent about 30 minutes on the phone with Dell customer support regarding the shipping of a new printer cartridge-- they still couldn't locate it by the end of the call. When we were describing the call to another lawyer, he said, "Did you call the front desk [of the hotel]?"
"No..."
"Let me get this straight. Before you called the front desk, you called INDIA?!"


P.M. Marc - Jul 15, 2005 12:53:51 pm PDT #400 of 10002
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

My Dogs Playing Poker say "Got Kittens?", so I managed to combine the two.

I still miss my Star Wars checks.


Jessica - Jul 15, 2005 12:55:22 pm PDT #401 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My checks have turtles on them. Go on, act surprised.

The electricians have returned from the hardware store, and are presumably doing something with the stuff they brought back. I've decided that the best course of action is to stay in here where the air-conditioning is, and wait until they tell me they're finished.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:55:37 pm PDT #402 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My Dogs Playing Poker say "Got Kittens?", so I managed to combine the two.

That's HYSTERICAL.


Gus - Jul 15, 2005 12:56:30 pm PDT #403 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

I just checked. I burnt four numbers in my cheque-book since 2003. I don't pay rent, though.

Rent is evil.

don't they realize it's new SciFi Friday

Dude! New Battlestar? Color me gone.


Kristen - Jul 15, 2005 1:00:41 pm PDT #404 of 10002

Tall and imposing is sexy.

You're so sweet!


erikaj - Jul 15, 2005 1:01:56 pm PDT #405 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

My checks have flowers on them. Kind of not-me, anymore.


tommyrot - Jul 15, 2005 1:20:11 pm PDT #406 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My checks are completely generic - the kind that an accountant might use.

I pretty much only write checks for rent and parking.


Gus - Jul 15, 2005 1:30:43 pm PDT #407 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Paying for parking. If they don't want the car that brought me, they don't really want me. They can bloody well go hump a duck.

Pay parking is evil.