Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?

'Time Bomb'


Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jul 15, 2005 12:55:22 pm PDT #401 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My checks have turtles on them. Go on, act surprised.

The electricians have returned from the hardware store, and are presumably doing something with the stuff they brought back. I've decided that the best course of action is to stay in here where the air-conditioning is, and wait until they tell me they're finished.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 12:55:37 pm PDT #402 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My Dogs Playing Poker say "Got Kittens?", so I managed to combine the two.

That's HYSTERICAL.


Gus - Jul 15, 2005 12:56:30 pm PDT #403 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

I just checked. I burnt four numbers in my cheque-book since 2003. I don't pay rent, though.

Rent is evil.

don't they realize it's new SciFi Friday

Dude! New Battlestar? Color me gone.


Kristen - Jul 15, 2005 1:00:41 pm PDT #404 of 10002

Tall and imposing is sexy.

You're so sweet!


erikaj - Jul 15, 2005 1:01:56 pm PDT #405 of 10002
Always Anti-fascist!

My checks have flowers on them. Kind of not-me, anymore.


tommyrot - Jul 15, 2005 1:20:11 pm PDT #406 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My checks are completely generic - the kind that an accountant might use.

I pretty much only write checks for rent and parking.


Gus - Jul 15, 2005 1:30:43 pm PDT #407 of 10002
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.

Paying for parking. If they don't want the car that brought me, they don't really want me. They can bloody well go hump a duck.

Pay parking is evil.


§ ita § - Jul 15, 2005 1:31:42 pm PDT #408 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There is a lot of evil in Gus's life.

Middle aged men on TV don't get laid. Do the women?


Kat - Jul 15, 2005 1:34:09 pm PDT #409 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I can reboot the ferwonked server, already!

Just say fuck em and reboot anyway. But I'm evil.

I don't mind paid parking because then I know that I can park. Not everywhere, mind, just certain places.


tommyrot - Jul 15, 2005 1:34:10 pm PDT #410 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Pay parking is evil.

I pay for parking where I live, because I hate having to walk a few blocks to get to and from my car. I also hate it when I don't drive for a week, then forget where my car is. Also, I hate having to move the car (or else drive to work) when there's street sweeping.