Unless some sort of horse-bondage were involved.
Or roofies.
Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!
Xander ,'Chosen'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:51:18 am PDT #3669 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:52:17 am PDT #3670 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The horse could run off, or kick the guy in the head, or something
So you're saying all those sheep in NZ want it?
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 7:53:13 am PDT #3671 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So you're saying all those sheep in NZ want it?
Yes.
No. A single adult can physically control a sheep, can't they? I mean, shearing is a one-person job, I think.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 7:53:44 am PDT #3672 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
So you're saying all those sheep in NZ want it?
Can a sheep kick a guy in the head? They'd have to lift their back end off the ground quite a bit to get a guy's head in range of their hooves.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 28, 2005 7:54:53 am PDT #3673 of 10002
What is even happening?
Oh my word, I need to bleach my brain of this. I was TRYING TO EAT CORN FLAKES!
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 7:55:06 am PDT #3674 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A single adult can physically control a sheep, can't they? I mean, shearing is a one-person job, I think.
But maybe being sheared wouldn't provoke the same response. The sheep may be thinking, "Asshole is cutting my fur off! But OTOH, at least he's not fucking me."
Dana - Jul 28, 2005 7:55:42 am PDT #3675 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
t backs out of the thread
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:55:44 am PDT #3676 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, that's why I'm curious about the breakdown of legal to boink animals.
Me, I'm not sure if I care if the dog/horse/lion is into it. I'm still gonna judge, and possibly incarcerate. But I'm sure it's more than possible to make the horse stand there (horses are restrained for legit reasons, aren't they) while you bone it. Not sure how you convince one to bone you -- Pepe Le Pew or Bugs Bunny might have some tips.
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 7:55:55 am PDT #3677 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The sheep may be thinking, "Asshole is cutting my fur off! But OTOH, at least he's not fucking me."
HAR.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 7:55:59 am PDT #3678 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
There are limits.
What's the phrase? The limit of strength is the threshold of pain.
My brain wandered for a moment to lesbian bestiality, and then ran screaming. Right out of the building, actually.
SO tempted to COMM this out of context, but that would be dirty pool.
Or roofies.
Wouldn't it be hoofies in this case?