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Well, that's why I'm curious about the breakdown of legal to boink animals.
Me, I'm not sure if I care if the dog/horse/lion is into it. I'm still gonna judge, and possibly incarcerate. But I'm sure it's more than possible to make the horse stand there (horses are restrained for legit reasons, aren't they) while you bone it. Not sure how you convince one to bone you -- Pepe Le Pew or Bugs Bunny might have some tips.
The sheep may be thinking, "Asshole is cutting my fur off! But OTOH, at least he's not fucking me."
HAR.
There are limits.
What's the phrase? The limit of strength is the threshold of pain.
My brain wandered for a moment to lesbian bestiality, and then ran screaming. Right out of the building, actually.
SO tempted to COMM this out of context, but that would be dirty pool.
Or roofies.
Wouldn't it be hoofies in this case?
They'd have to lift their back end off the ground quite a bit to get a guy's head in range of their hooves.
You're the guy who's never been kicked in the nuts, right? What about the shin? Thigh? Stomped on the foot with something hard?
I mean, shearing is a one-person job, I think.
That's because nobody in NZ is going to shear their sheep with anyone else.
You're the guy who's never been kicked in the nuts, right?
Yep.
What about the shin? Thigh? Stomped on the foot with something hard?
OK, those would suck, and might be enough to discourage inappropriate use of sheep.
But I have had a cow step on my foot. Twice. (Different cows.)
That's because nobody in NZ is going to shear their sheep with anyone else.
Dude, ewe've crossed the line with that one.
There's nothing worse than bestiality, except bestiality puns.
I believe there is a movement to make bestiality illegal in WA, but currrently it is not. After all, the rules tend to be against the things that are happening (or that people think are happening). Anyway, they are looking for things they can prosecute.
I suspect trying to make the argument that the stallion was misled into mounting a man under false pretenses, or whatever, might be difficult.
All this time, I've been thinking "at least this is better than yesterday's worst-pain rundowns," but if you're going to start punning, I'll have to reevaluate.