Oh my word, I need to bleach my brain of this. I was TRYING TO EAT CORN FLAKES!
Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.
Lorne ,'Why We Fight'
Natter 37: Oddly Enough, We've Had This Conversation Before.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 28, 2005 7:54:53 am PDT #3673 of 10002
What is even happening?
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 7:55:06 am PDT #3674 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A single adult can physically control a sheep, can't they? I mean, shearing is a one-person job, I think.
But maybe being sheared wouldn't provoke the same response. The sheep may be thinking, "Asshole is cutting my fur off! But OTOH, at least he's not fucking me."
Dana - Jul 28, 2005 7:55:42 am PDT #3675 of 10002
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
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§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:55:44 am PDT #3676 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, that's why I'm curious about the breakdown of legal to boink animals.
Me, I'm not sure if I care if the dog/horse/lion is into it. I'm still gonna judge, and possibly incarcerate. But I'm sure it's more than possible to make the horse stand there (horses are restrained for legit reasons, aren't they) while you bone it. Not sure how you convince one to bone you -- Pepe Le Pew or Bugs Bunny might have some tips.
Jesse - Jul 28, 2005 7:55:55 am PDT #3677 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The sheep may be thinking, "Asshole is cutting my fur off! But OTOH, at least he's not fucking me."
HAR.
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 7:55:59 am PDT #3678 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
There are limits.
What's the phrase? The limit of strength is the threshold of pain.
My brain wandered for a moment to lesbian bestiality, and then ran screaming. Right out of the building, actually.
SO tempted to COMM this out of context, but that would be dirty pool.
Or roofies.
Wouldn't it be hoofies in this case?
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 7:57:19 am PDT #3679 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
They'd have to lift their back end off the ground quite a bit to get a guy's head in range of their hooves.
You're the guy who's never been kicked in the nuts, right? What about the shin? Thigh? Stomped on the foot with something hard?
Frankenbuddha - Jul 28, 2005 7:57:54 am PDT #3680 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
I mean, shearing is a one-person job, I think.
That's because nobody in NZ is going to shear their sheep with anyone else.
tommyrot - Jul 28, 2005 7:59:52 am PDT #3681 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You're the guy who's never been kicked in the nuts, right?
Yep.
What about the shin? Thigh? Stomped on the foot with something hard?
OK, those would suck, and might be enough to discourage inappropriate use of sheep.
But I have had a cow step on my foot. Twice. (Different cows.)
§ ita § - Jul 28, 2005 8:00:14 am PDT #3682 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That's because nobody in NZ is going to shear their sheep with anyone else.
Dude, ewe've crossed the line with that one.