Drusilla ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Attack ads against Jesus - comedy gold.
Jesus is all "turn the other cheek" and such, but let's not forget who coined the phrase "Vengeance is mine." The Right might learn a few things about political retribution from a candidate's family when Rove turns to a pillar of salt after a spate of attack ads.
Zito is not allowed to hit people (or anything) with his hands. He may kick, but only if he is wearing mega-protective boots. The As cannot afford to have somebody go on the DL for so silly a reason as beating up an asshole.
There was that dude this spring, who went on the DL due to falling down the stairs while carrying in his groceries, but I think David Wells's near-wrist-amputation by wine glass and Sammy Sosa's back-strain by sneeze take the cake for bizarre off-field injuries.
The guy could just stand there while Zito takes pitching practice at him.
Couldn't Zito go beat the crap out of the coach? I think that would be excellent.
As Nutty notes, he would be better off throwing a fastball at the guy's head. Though for that particular game, I'd prefer Rich Harden.
There was that dude this spring, who went on the DL due to falling down the stairs while carrying in his groceries,
As it later came out, he was actually carrying a whole side of venison, not just groceries.
but I think David Wells's near-wrist-amputation by wine glass and Sammy Sosa's back-strain by sneeze take the cake for bizarre off-field injuries.
Those are good, but I'm still fond of Wade Boggs hurting his back while taking off his cowboy boots. Baseball generates a plethora of weird off-field injuries.
I'm still fond of Wade Boggs hurting his back while taking off his cowboy boots.
And Ken Griffey's grotesquely swollen jaw....
No, wait. I'm thinking of the Simpsons.
In typical post-and-run fashion, I present to you serious-conversation-havers: A thirteen pound gummy bear.
a whole side of venison, not just groceries.
You could buy a side of venison at the grocery store. Er, the really back-country Sam's Club, right? They probably sell quail by the dozen, freeze-dried in little single-use packs!
Flatmate and I were talking injuries last night during the game. She was indignantly remembering that, when our catcher broke his elbow (and nearly ended his career with the resulting nerve damage) in 2001, he was dashing for a foul pop-up in a game they were winning, 11-1. She was all, Dude, relax, it is 11-1. (And I think it was in Kansas City, which is like 22-1 elsewhere.)
In open competition with Tommyrot's link proving that humans really really suck, I would like to offer this as evidence that being an asshole can cross over into the banality of evil:
Oh my word. That baseball coach is practically straight out of that Buffy episode--Nightmares. Only worse.
But with less water in the tank it might have difficulties at times....
That has occurred to me. As long as that's as, um, big as the problem gets...
I'm going away for a few days and a friend will be here. I don't want her having to wiggle.
There was that dude this spring, who went on the DL due to falling down the stairs while carrying in his groceries,
Clint Barmes, who was at the time the odds on choice for NL rookie of the year.
but I think David Wells's near-wrist-amputation by wine glass and Sammy Sosa's back-strain by sneeze take the cake for bizarre off-field injuries.
Bob Ojeda, who pitched for the Sox and Mets among others, severed a finger tip on his pitching hand with an electric hedge trimmer, one of the many reasons the Mets failed to repeat in 1987. A few years later he was the only survivor of a boating accident that killed two Indians pitchers. (white fonted for the squeamish...) He was literally scalped in the incident.