Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage.

Oz ,'First Date'


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Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2005 5:54:14 am PDT #95 of 10001
What is even happening?

It's called basic hygiene. If you are capable of preventing a crud buildup in your ass, you're capable of preventing it on your dick. Not real challenging.
Gotta go with John on this one.
Heh.

I'm not a huge proponent of it, actually. I just wondered if D. Gris' friend knew there were some actual pros above and beyond, "Well now you look just like Daddy."

There's a funny article here: [link] Well, okay, I don't think it was supposed to be funny, but this cracked me up:

The proponents of not circumcising nevertheless stress that lifelong penile hygeine is required. This acknowledges that something harmful or unpleasant is happening under the prepuce. Moreover, a study of British schoolboys found that penile hygeine does not exist [73]. Furthermore, Dr Terry Russell, an Australian medical practitioner states 'What man after a night of passion is going to perform penile hygeine before rolling over and snoring th e night away (with pathogenic organisms multiplying in the warm moist environemnt under the prepuce)'[73]. The bacteria start multiplying again immediately after washing and explain the whitish film, termed 'smegma', that is found under the foreskin. Bacteria give off an offensive odour, necessitating several showers a day by uncircumcised men, some of whom, together with their partners, find the stench so unpleasant that this smell has caused these men to seek a circumcision on this basis alone. For mothers and fathers, it is far easier to maintain cleanliness of their son's penis if it is circumcised. If their son isn't the messages are confusing: 'leave it alone', 'clean under it', 'pull it back sometimes', 'irrigate occasionally'!

And yet? Still less ooky to contemplate than freak real life baby dolls.


-t - Jul 12, 2005 5:54:45 am PDT #96 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Never mind.


brenda m - Jul 12, 2005 5:55:37 am PDT #97 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

So, "doesn't magically clean itself"=bad?

Moreover, a study of British schoolboys found that penile hygeine does not exist [73].

Bwah!


Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2005 5:56:28 am PDT #98 of 10001
What is even happening?

You're divorced now, -t. I think there was an errant tag drop.

Yay!

It's true. I remember looking at you two at Nillyfest. I think it was when you were feeling a little overwhelmed and tired, toward the end of the evening. You were off, in the kitchen or the foyer, maybe, and he was just holding you, and it made me go all schmoopy. A lot of times, when you talk about you and Tom, I see that picture in my mind's eye. t /shipper


flea - Jul 12, 2005 5:56:28 am PDT #99 of 10001
information libertarian

My borther is uncircumcised. I'll have to ask him if he takes several showers a day to avoid the stench. Certainly he didn't as a child.

Good fucking grief.


Gris - Jul 12, 2005 5:56:31 am PDT #100 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Thanks for the circumcision arguments, guys. I'll bring those up the next time I'm arguing about it, as reasons outside of religion circumcision might be a reasonable thing.


-t - Jul 12, 2005 5:57:27 am PDT #101 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Wait, smegma only happens to the uncircumcised penis?


Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2005 5:58:23 am PDT #102 of 10001
What is even happening?

I think it is a six-of-one, half a dozen of the other enterprise. On the one hand, there's the if-it-ain't-broke-don't-fix-it point of view. On the other, there's the an-ounce-of-prevention-is-worth...

Oh, my. I'll stop here, before I find out if I work any more cliches into this post.


Laura - Jul 12, 2005 5:58:26 am PDT #103 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.

I can think of about 100 ways in which you're a hussy for having sex with your husband.

Wow! I can only think of about 43. Teppy is well educated in the hussydom.

I've only "known" one uncircumsized man. He was obsessed with cleanliness. Not only below the belt, but all over. He even went for manicures regularly. I wasn’t sure if it was his general habits, but he always went directly to the bathroom and washed with soap and water after sex.


Cashmere - Jul 12, 2005 5:58:34 am PDT #104 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Wait, smegma only happens to the uncircumcised penis?

No, but it collects under the foreskin until it's cleaned out by the owner.