Wait, smegma only happens to the uncircumcised penis?
Jayne (Husband): Oh, I think you might wanna reconsider that last part. See, I married me a powerful ugly creature. Mal (Wife): How can you say that? How can you shame me in front of new people? Jayne (Husband): If I could make you purtier, I would. Mal (Wife): You are not the man I met a year ago.
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-t - Jul 12, 2005 5:57:27 am PDT #101 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2005 5:58:23 am PDT #102 of 10001
What is even happening?
I think it is a six-of-one, half a dozen of the other enterprise. On the one hand, there's the if-it-ain't-broke-don't-fix-it point of view. On the other, there's the an-ounce-of-prevention-is-worth...
Oh, my. I'll stop here, before I find out if I work any more cliches into this post.
Laura - Jul 12, 2005 5:58:26 am PDT #103 of 10001
Our wings are not tired.
I can think of about 100 ways in which you're a hussy for having sex with your husband.
Wow! I can only think of about 43. Teppy is well educated in the hussydom.
I've only "known" one uncircumsized man. He was obsessed with cleanliness. Not only below the belt, but all over. He even went for manicures regularly. I wasn’t sure if it was his general habits, but he always went directly to the bathroom and washed with soap and water after sex.
Cashmere - Jul 12, 2005 5:58:34 am PDT #104 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Wait, smegma only happens to the uncircumcised penis?
No, but it collects under the foreskin until it's cleaned out by the owner.
JohnSweden - Jul 12, 2005 5:59:12 am PDT #105 of 10001
I can't even.
If you're doing it for yourself, that's one thing. It's all I can do to hold down a squirming toddler to clean the poop off his ass, let alone retracting a foreskin.
My mother indicated that there was cleaning to be done in that area anyway, so it was no big deal (upon questioning). The other 40 years have been pretty simple too.
JZ - Jul 12, 2005 5:59:20 am PDT #106 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Re circumcision: I have a friend who decided to have her son circumcised largely because back in her dangerous-living 20s she had worked for an escort service, during which time she'd had over 300 assignations, which she felt was a decent enough sample size on which to pass fairly informed judgment.
She said that (whitefonted 'cause not everyone necessarily WANTS to know all this) the average circumcised man's penis was cleaner, better-smelling and better-tasting than the average uncircumcised man's, and on a par with the above-average squeaky-clean uncut. Her clients were mostly well-to-do businessmen, all reasonably well groomed and some outright fussy in their hygeine, but even so, it was clear that the uncut cocks were higher-maintenance and more prone to unpleasant funk than the cut ones.
Steph L. - Jul 12, 2005 5:59:32 am PDT #107 of 10001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
I can think of about 100 ways in which you're a hussy for having sex with your husband.
Wow! I can only think of about 43. Teppy is well educated in the hussydom.
It's my special talent.
tommyrot - Jul 12, 2005 5:59:55 am PDT #108 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
it collects under the foreskin until it's cleaned out by the owner.
Or the owner's manservant.
Topic!Cindy - Jul 12, 2005 6:01:35 am PDT #109 of 10001
What is even happening?
If you schwing that way, sure.
Gris - Jul 12, 2005 6:01:41 am PDT #110 of 10001
Hey. New board.
JZ makes the best argument for circumcision, I must say.
ETA: Also, I want a manservant. Not necessarily to clean my penis, but just to have.