Dealing with the other family - there are pitfalls if your expectations of the nanny and/or parenting style differ, there can be quibbles over cost and logistical arrangements, the sheer complexity of dealing with many humans trying to arrange something.
Figuring out the legal and financial/tax requirements - but there are books that help with this, and I'd be happy to share what I've learned.
It may be easier if you are more laid back than I am. I have trouble with change, lack of advance planning, and flaky people. I find it stressful, but on the whole worth it. Our nanny loves Eve, Eve loves her, and she is getting good individual attention - she is one of 2 or 3 kids cared for at all times, whereas in a daycare she'd be one of 4-6, all the same age.
It makes me wonder how much the bride's gown costs.
$3000.00
There are 2 flower girls.
I have to say, not one wedding story I've heard has lessened my desire to elope. (And, for the record, that includes my bro's wedding, which was incredibly lovely and just about as perfect a wedding as anyone could want....and still a pain in the arse.)
I need a concensus on what "Light Snacks" means.
But you aren't allowed to have snacks, light or otherwise, are you?
So I jokingly say, "Well, you surely don't care if we go have breakfast do you? Like we see them in the lobby and say, 'Hey, Bridesmaid and Husband, want to go to IHOP?'"
SHE DOES. She said, "No, I don't want that either. I don't want you guys to see each other until you see me up in the suite. I had it envisioned a certain way and I didn't want you guys to go get your hair done, but if that's what you want, well, I guess that's what you'll do."
Okay, SHE CRAZY. And -- she doesn't want the bridesmaids to get their hair done? So....you should all look like crap? What's next, no makeup? No showering the day of the wedding?
Also, I was informed that her wedding coordinator will be calling all of the bridesmaids and groomsmen to make sure we are where we need to be in our preperations off and on during the day.
TURN YOUR CELL PHONE OFF.
No, I don't want that either. I don't want you guys to see each other until you see me up in the suite.
I swear to god Aimee and I are in the same wedding. (Except that I'm the only BM in mine, and I may have been fired, so probably not. But the brides may be separated-at-birth evil twins.)
Jess, is yours in Michigan? Has your bride forbidden you to eat?
My favorite bridezilla story was told to me by my hairstylist. She had a whole wedding party come in the morning of the wedding, and she did all kinds of fancy updos, and twists, etc., for the bridesmaids.
A few weeks after the wedding, one of the bridesmaids was getting her hair cut, and the stylist asked how the wedding was. It turns out that, after all the time and money spent on getting their hair done, when the wedding party showed up at the church for pictures, the mother of the bride pulled out bolts of fabric in the same color as the bridesmaids' dresses -- to make turbans for their hair.
I shit you not.
And why, you ask? The mother of the bride didn't want anyone to look better than her daughter. Did the bride step in and say "Mom, you CRAXY!"? Hell no. The bride said "Oh, I should have remembered this before you all got your hair done! Sorry."
I think if I had been a bridemaid in that wedding, I would have walked out the door at that point, never to return.
It makes me wonder how much the bride's gown costs.
$3000.00
Holy cow. I have friends whose entire wedding cost little more than that.
And -- she doesn't want the bridesmaids to get their hair done? So....you should all look like crap? What's next, no makeup? No showering the day of the wedding?
I worded that wrong. She doesn't want us getting it done at the same time. She doesn't want any of us to each anyone else until we are all dressed, hair did, makeup on, etc.
This is espcially nice/special/significant if its a mother/daughter and the groom will be adopting the daughter. Or even when their is some jealousy on the child's part & fear that the new spouse-to-be will in some way "take away" their parent or change the way he/she and their parent related before, when it was just the two of them.
Yeuuch, does this totally skeev anyone else? The whole thing, but this shit in particular.
OMGWTFTurbans!?!
Jess, is yours in Michigan? Has your bride forbidden you to eat?
No, sadly mine is a much less entertaining kind of crazy.
And why, you ask? The mother of the bride didn't want anyone to look better than her daughter. Did the bride step in and say "Mom, you CRAXY!"? Hell no. The bride said "Oh, I should have remembered this before you all got your hair done! Sorry."
That's nuts, yo.
Holy cow. I have friends whose entire wedding cost little more than that.
To be fair (about this one tiny thing) she only picked it because her birth mother is paying for it. If she was paying for it, she would have chosen something else.
Yes, birth mother. Her birth parents will be reuniting for the first time since her conception AT THE WEDDING!
$3000.00
Holy cow. I have friends whose entire wedding cost little more than that.
My sister's (first) wedding cost about that. Her second one much less.
Her birth parents will be reuniting for the first time since her conception AT THE WEDDING!
OMG. This just gets better and better. Aimee, you need to write a screenplay out of all of this. It would make one helluva trashy movie of the week.
