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And now my boy's in love. All hearts and flowers. But, doesn't it freak you out that she used to change your diapers? I mean, when you think about it, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. Doing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hm. There should be a play.

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Aims - Aug 26, 2005 10:27:58 am PDT #8898 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

Holy cow. I have friends whose entire wedding cost little more than that.

To be fair (about this one tiny thing) she only picked it because her birth mother is paying for it. If she was paying for it, she would have chosen something else.

Yes, birth mother. Her birth parents will be reuniting for the first time since her conception AT THE WEDDING!

ChiKat - Aug 26, 2005 10:28:38 am PDT #8899 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

$3000.00

Holy cow. I have friends whose entire wedding cost little more than that.

My sister's (first) wedding cost about that. Her second one much less.

ChiKat - Aug 26, 2005 10:29:47 am PDT #8900 of 10001

That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Her birth parents will be reuniting for the first time since her conception AT THE WEDDING!

OMG. This just gets better and better. Aimee, you need to write a screenplay out of all of this. It would make one helluva trashy movie of the week.

brenda m - Aug 26, 2005 10:29:56 am PDT #8901 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Good lord Aimee. This is starting to have all the makings of an apocalyse. Anyone seen any omens recently?

DebetEsse - Aug 26, 2005 10:30:33 am PDT #8902 of 10001

Woe to the fucking wicked.

I was going to say take a camera, and make a documentary, but that should have started a while ago, but the screenplay thing works, too

Aims - Aug 26, 2005 10:31:17 am PDT #8903 of 10001

Shit's all sorts of different now.

What I find particularly funny, is that they aren't having a bouquet/garter toss.

Why?

EVERYONE ELSE IS MARRIED!

-t - Aug 26, 2005 10:32:03 am PDT #8904 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm trying to picture the turbaned bridesmaids, but my brain is recoiling from the ridiculousness.

Let me get this straight. Bride is staging this elaborate and expensive production and she wants everyone in the production to not see each other backstage? Stilling pegging the crazyometer needle.

Fred Pete - Aug 26, 2005 10:32:35 am PDT #8905 of 10001

Ann, that's a ferret.

Yeuuch, does this totally skeev anyone else? The whole thing, but this shit in particular.

The idea, no. Hubs' brother married a woman with a 12YO daughter from a previous marriage. Daughter joined them for part of the ceremony, and she also received a ring. I thought it was a nice gesture to show that the marriage was a family thing.

Dressing daughter up as, and calling her, a second bride would have been a bit much.

-t - Aug 26, 2005 10:33:27 am PDT #8906 of 10001

I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Oh, god, yes, screenplay!

brenda m - Aug 26, 2005 10:35:20 am PDT #8907 of 10001

If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

The kids being part of the ceremony, I'm totally down with. But the dressing them up and mimicking bride and groom - sorry, no.

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