It makes me wonder how much the bride's gown costs.
$3000.00
Holy cow. I have friends whose entire wedding cost little more than that.
All right, no one's killing folk today, on account of our very tight schedule.
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Steph L. - Aug 26, 2005 10:22:10 am PDT #8894 of 10001
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Aims - Aug 26, 2005 10:23:07 am PDT #8895 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
And -- she doesn't want the bridesmaids to get their hair done? So....you should all look like crap? What's next, no makeup? No showering the day of the wedding?
I worded that wrong. She doesn't want us getting it done at the same time. She doesn't want any of us to each anyone else until we are all dressed, hair did, makeup on, etc.
brenda m - Aug 26, 2005 10:24:09 am PDT #8896 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
This is espcially nice/special/significant if its a mother/daughter and the groom will be adopting the daughter. Or even when their is some jealousy on the child's part & fear that the new spouse-to-be will in some way "take away" their parent or change the way he/she and their parent related before, when it was just the two of them.
Yeuuch, does this totally skeev anyone else? The whole thing, but this shit in particular.
OMGWTFTurbans!?!
Jessica - Aug 26, 2005 10:26:37 am PDT #8897 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?
Jess, is yours in Michigan? Has your bride forbidden you to eat?
No, sadly mine is a much less entertaining kind of crazy.
And why, you ask? The mother of the bride didn't want anyone to look better than her daughter. Did the bride step in and say "Mom, you CRAXY!"? Hell no. The bride said "Oh, I should have remembered this before you all got your hair done! Sorry."
That's nuts, yo.
Aims - Aug 26, 2005 10:27:58 am PDT #8898 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Holy cow. I have friends whose entire wedding cost little more than that.
To be fair (about this one tiny thing) she only picked it because her birth mother is paying for it. If she was paying for it, she would have chosen something else.
Yes, birth mother. Her birth parents will be reuniting for the first time since her conception AT THE WEDDING!
ChiKat - Aug 26, 2005 10:28:38 am PDT #8899 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
$3000.00
Holy cow. I have friends whose entire wedding cost little more than that.
My sister's (first) wedding cost about that. Her second one much less.
ChiKat - Aug 26, 2005 10:29:47 am PDT #8900 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Her birth parents will be reuniting for the first time since her conception AT THE WEDDING!
OMG. This just gets better and better. Aimee, you need to write a screenplay out of all of this. It would make one helluva trashy movie of the week.
brenda m - Aug 26, 2005 10:29:56 am PDT #8901 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Good lord Aimee. This is starting to have all the makings of an apocalyse. Anyone seen any omens recently?
DebetEsse - Aug 26, 2005 10:30:33 am PDT #8902 of 10001
Woe to the fucking wicked.
I was going to say take a camera, and make a documentary, but that should have started a while ago, but the screenplay thing works, too
Aims - Aug 26, 2005 10:31:17 am PDT #8903 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
What I find particularly funny, is that they aren't having a bouquet/garter toss.
Why?
EVERYONE ELSE IS MARRIED!