No, I don't want that either. I don't want you guys to see each other until you see me up in the suite.

I swear to god Aimee and I are in the same wedding. (Except that I'm the only BM in mine, and I may have been fired, so probably not. But the brides may be separated-at-birth evil twins.)

No snacking together before pictures? That's quite an impressive level of wanting things like she wants them. Wow.

Aimee, was this woman insane BEFORE she became a bride?

In some ways, yes. She's VERY particular about things. To this extent, no. It's a whole new side of her I'd like to put down.

ION, the window shades in my office were replaced this morning (with nice Roman shades which are fabulous), and we were asked by The Management to leave them down today so that the New Shade Smell could dissapate. Well, I'm as good a little worker bee as anyone, but MY OFFICE NOW SMELLS LIKE NEW SHADES and I'm already sick of it.

I don't want you guys to see each other until you see me up in the suite.

Teh FUCK?

I mean, yeah, weddings very stressful, sometimes say things not right when stressed, but - The FucK?

Are you allowed to have lunch at all, or will you be fasting?

Speaking of weddings, DH informs me that one of his co-workers (who I like, and whose fiance I've met and like) is getting married tomorrow. He was handed an invitation at work and forgot to (a) bring it home or (b) tell me.

Are you allowed to have lunch at all, or will you be fasting?

I will be swiming naked in the Ritz Carlton while nusing a cheap beer and farting quite loudly.

Aimee, does she not want you guys to fucking eat??? Because I know how hectic the day gets and if you don't take the time to grab something before the pictures, you'll be starving.

I assume it's alright if you all order room service and sequester yourselves away from EVERYONE, including each other. It seems to me like she doesn't want anyone to have a good time at this thing except her. Or look pretty. Except her.

She's gone bridezilla. Back out while you still can.