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Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Aug 26, 2005 7:41:16 am PDT #8799 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

ION, the window shades in my office were replaced this morning (with nice Roman shades which are fabulous), and we were asked by The Management to leave them down today so that the New Shade Smell could dissapate. Well, I'm as good a little worker bee as anyone, but MY OFFICE NOW SMELLS LIKE NEW SHADES and I'm already sick of it.


juliana - Aug 26, 2005 7:41:17 am PDT #8800 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I don't want you guys to see each other until you see me up in the suite.

Teh FUCK?

I mean, yeah, weddings very stressful, sometimes say things not right when stressed, but - The FucK?


brenda m - Aug 26, 2005 7:43:28 am PDT #8801 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Are you allowed to have lunch at all, or will you be fasting?


-t - Aug 26, 2005 7:43:35 am PDT #8802 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Speaking of weddings, DH informs me that one of his co-workers (who I like, and whose fiance I've met and like) is getting married tomorrow. He was handed an invitation at work and forgot to (a) bring it home or (b) tell me.


Aims - Aug 26, 2005 7:47:06 am PDT #8803 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Are you allowed to have lunch at all, or will you be fasting?

I will be swiming naked in the Ritz Carlton while nusing a cheap beer and farting quite loudly.


Cashmere - Aug 26, 2005 7:48:34 am PDT #8804 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Aimee, does she not want you guys to fucking eat??? Because I know how hectic the day gets and if you don't take the time to grab something before the pictures, you'll be starving.

I assume it's alright if you all order room service and sequester yourselves away from EVERYONE, including each other. It seems to me like she doesn't want anyone to have a good time at this thing except her. Or look pretty. Except her.

She's gone bridezilla. Back out while you still can.


vw bug - Aug 26, 2005 7:48:41 am PDT #8805 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

That's my Aimee!

Emily, laundry is done, and I'm on my way home. See you in a bit!


Cashmere - Aug 26, 2005 7:51:49 am PDT #8806 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

-t, DH didn't mind that I quit a job that I hated (and was underpaid for doing) even though I had no other job lined up and had no "excuse" for staying home several years ago.

He figured out it was for my mental health and our lives were happier because of it. I spent four months cooking and keeping house while I got my head together and figured out what I wanted to do in way of a job search. I didn't feel any less feminist about it because even a strong woman needs to be supported once in a while.

Beat those feelings down.


askye - Aug 26, 2005 7:52:01 am PDT #8807 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

I'm trying to figure out why she wouldn't want her brides maids to even lay eyes on each other until you go to her chamber.

Unless she's worried about y'all getting together, comparing notes, and then commiting munity.


Fred Pete - Aug 26, 2005 7:52:12 am PDT #8808 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

And anyway, I thought it was only bad luck for the groom to see the bride before the wedding.