Come on out, River. The nice man wants to kidnap you.

Simon ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Ginger - Aug 25, 2005 8:51:16 am PDT #8546 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Welcome, Dylan. That was some good dna.


Trudy Booth - Aug 25, 2005 8:53:57 am PDT #8547 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I'm going to have to remind myself that you are not an ex-roomie of mine.

Or Arthur's little sister!


sj - Aug 25, 2005 9:00:33 am PDT #8548 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hi, dw! Welcome.


Calli - Aug 25, 2005 9:07:25 am PDT #8549 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Hiya dw!


Aims - Aug 25, 2005 9:07:42 am PDT #8550 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Know what's fun?

Getting a lucture-ish from Groom about how worried he and Bride are that I'm not going to have fun at this shower and that I'll just be a giant bitch.

That's fun.

I told him, "Ya know, I didn't WANT to talk to Bride about any of my issues because I didn't feel like she should worry about it. It was the other bridesmaids and you who told her I was having issues and that prompted her to come and pick at me until I told her. So yes, I will have a good time and I will not be a bitch."


sj - Aug 25, 2005 9:08:42 am PDT #8551 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Aimee}}}


Calli - Aug 25, 2005 9:11:44 am PDT #8552 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Getting a lucture-ish from Groom

wft? If the Groom needs to get his lecture on, maybe he should point it at the MoH who's trying to make everything a lavish function that would impress the Hohenzollerns.


Trudy Booth - Aug 25, 2005 9:11:51 am PDT #8553 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aims, you'll be a little bit of a bitch, won't you?

t eyes well, chin trembles


Cashmere - Aug 25, 2005 9:12:45 am PDT #8554 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Getting a lucture-ish from Groom about how worried he and Bride are that I'm not going to have fun at this shower and that I'll just be a giant bitch.

Fuck 'em, Aimee. I'd go AND be a GIANT BITCH to show them how fucking stupid they are about this whole fucking fiasco they call a bridal shower.


Fred Pete - Aug 25, 2005 9:13:54 am PDT #8555 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Aims, you'll be a little bit of a bitch, won't you?

Even if it's just "accidentally" stepping on the MoH's foot?

And in other matters, Hi, dw!