My food is problematic.

River ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Calli - Aug 25, 2005 9:07:25 am PDT #8549 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Hiya dw!


Aims - Aug 25, 2005 9:07:42 am PDT #8550 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Know what's fun?

Getting a lucture-ish from Groom about how worried he and Bride are that I'm not going to have fun at this shower and that I'll just be a giant bitch.

That's fun.

I told him, "Ya know, I didn't WANT to talk to Bride about any of my issues because I didn't feel like she should worry about it. It was the other bridesmaids and you who told her I was having issues and that prompted her to come and pick at me until I told her. So yes, I will have a good time and I will not be a bitch."


sj - Aug 25, 2005 9:08:42 am PDT #8551 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

{{{Aimee}}}


Calli - Aug 25, 2005 9:11:44 am PDT #8552 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Getting a lucture-ish from Groom

wft? If the Groom needs to get his lecture on, maybe he should point it at the MoH who's trying to make everything a lavish function that would impress the Hohenzollerns.


Trudy Booth - Aug 25, 2005 9:11:51 am PDT #8553 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Aims, you'll be a little bit of a bitch, won't you?

t eyes well, chin trembles


Cashmere - Aug 25, 2005 9:12:45 am PDT #8554 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Getting a lucture-ish from Groom about how worried he and Bride are that I'm not going to have fun at this shower and that I'll just be a giant bitch.

Fuck 'em, Aimee. I'd go AND be a GIANT BITCH to show them how fucking stupid they are about this whole fucking fiasco they call a bridal shower.


Fred Pete - Aug 25, 2005 9:13:54 am PDT #8555 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Aims, you'll be a little bit of a bitch, won't you?

Even if it's just "accidentally" stepping on the MoH's foot?

And in other matters, Hi, dw!


ChiKat - Aug 25, 2005 9:13:57 am PDT #8556 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

My response? "No, I probably won't have a good time because MoH is a bitch. But, I'm classier than that and won't be bitchy during the shower."


Aims - Aug 25, 2005 9:14:45 am PDT #8557 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Well, ok, a little bit of a bitch. Just for you.

I'm kind of glad that he feels close enough to voice his worries, and B's too. But it grates knowing that since we're so close that I'm the one getting the brunt of it.

All I was trying to do was have a fun shower for Bethany that I and others could participate in and not feel bad about what consequences we would have to face after the money was spent.

I admit, I wear my heart as a pair of pants (ventricles are very slimming), and that B knew something was up, but only after people told her I was upset. And that frustrates me.


dw - Aug 25, 2005 9:15:56 am PDT #8558 of 10001
Silence means security silence means approval

Dylan!!! That's one beautiful baby girl you've got, there.

Thanks. She's a cutie... until she wakes you up at 3am to play.

Just like your wife.

You guys mind telling her that? I don't think she believes me.

Anyway, if you're bored, I'm open to questions. Don't want to make this a memememe thread, and I am technically a newbie, but hey.