You need to publish a book of drinking songs, with this and "Under a pile of whores" and any other songs you want to compose.
Yes, this is a brilliant idea. I wish I could have saved my phone message from that F2F forever. One of the best messages ever.
I suspect that
Tequila, Lard and the Very Scent of Sin
is a more rolicking tune than
Under a Pile of Whores.
I suspect that Tequila, Lard and the Very Scent of Sin is a more rolicking tune than Under a Pile of Whores.
Oh yes. And
Me, You, and the Thai hooker of your choice
would probably be a little more downbeat, I'm thinking
Show Me The Way To Go Home
in feel.
Now I'm imagining that she'll turn up one day saying "No, it's ok, his wife emailed me and she's cool with it."
Can you film their reactions? Because I don't know what comes after agog.
and the Very Scent of Sin
It was TJ. That was raw sewage.
Can you film their reactions? Because I don't know what comes after agog.
That's why America so desperately needs to embrace 'gobsmacked'.
That's why America so desperately needs to embrace 'gobsmacked'.
I have embraced it. It's a good word.
Also, great e-mail from Bec. So glad things are working out for you.
For P-C: Indian Courtship With a U.S. Touch
The venerable South Asian tradition of arranged marriages has taken on an American reinvention. Dr. Patel's mother and father had a hand in their daughter's selection. They were in touch with friends, cousins and cousins of cousins for suggestions about whom she should marry. But Dr. Patel was free to reject them all.
Only over dinner with Dr. Shah - her ninth suitor - did she finally begin a courtship that was fueled as much by chemical attraction as by familial interest. Her marriage, as some young Indians refer to it, was "love-cum-arranged."
I'm thinking "love-cum-arranged" is not the best term they could have come up with....
I'm thinking "love-cum-arranged" is not the best term they could have come up with....
Um...yeah. But in some cases, it's probaby pretty apt.
My brother had cook out parties.
See, I skip 300 posts and then this is the first thing I see. And of course I read it as "cock out parties", which is an entirely different dynamic.
Sigh.
...don't mind me. I'm vaccuming the cat, rather than pack for trip to Scotland (it's 4.24am). Right. Off I go to pack. This is my packing. Lalalala...
And of course I read it as "cock out parties", which is an entirely different dynamic.
I'm picturing a normal party, except that at some random time someone blows a whistle and shouts, "Alright - cock
out!"