Oh, God. Oh, God. My hair. My hair! The government gave me bad hair!

Cordelia ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


brenda m - Aug 22, 2005 8:25:31 am PDT #7854 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Where's the weird deposit coming from them? That's the bit that makes me think it's someone's honest fuck-up.


ChiKat - Aug 22, 2005 8:27:15 am PDT #7855 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Aimee}}

{{Susan}}

Happy belated birthday to Fay!

I'm back from Memphis. I flew out EARLY this morning and am at work. And a bit tired. It was a good trip, tho. Nice to the the family.


Aims - Aug 22, 2005 8:28:48 am PDT #7856 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Where's the weird deposit coming from them? That's the bit that makes me think it's someone's honest fuck-up.

They might have made one.


Lee - Aug 22, 2005 8:30:48 am PDT #7857 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Aimee, that's horrible. I hope you and the bank get it worked out right away.

Remember, Keep breathing.


juliana - Aug 22, 2005 8:30:49 am PDT #7858 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

{{{{{Aimee}}}}} Oh, hon. I'm so sorry.

they've all but eliminated the PMS symptoms, lightened the heck out of cramps, plus regulated and seriously shortened and lightened the days spent under siege. (Seriously, I'd write songs to Yasmin, if I had the skills).

Hmmm. Yasmin is responsible for the Ever-Expanding Boobies (tm), and my period is *significantly* shortened (down to one day, most months), but man. I usually only get Back Cramps O' Doooooooom once every three months or so, but it's now every month, for one special day. It's a net gain, I suppose.


EpicTangent - Aug 22, 2005 8:43:07 am PDT #7859 of 10001
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Hmmm. Yasmin is responsible for the Ever-Expanding Boobies (tm), and my period is *significantly* shortened (down to one day, most months), but man. I usually only get Back Cramps O' Doooooooom once every three months or so, but it's now every month, for one special day. It's a net gain, I suppose.

Interesting. I might just be their best-case testimonial or something. My boobs have not changed in size, thankfully. And now they don't get so tender that I have to beat down the urge to kill people who want a hug. Also gone, the 3ish days of undefined weepiness, skin doesn't break out (as bad), and the cycle is down to 4ish days, from 6ish. (Although if I could get in on your 1 day deal, I would go ahead with the song-writing plans). All in all, good stuff.


Calli - Aug 22, 2005 8:43:48 am PDT #7860 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Yeah, my bank put abut $500 dollars into my checking account by accident, once. They seemed rather surprised when I pointed it out to them. Didn't offer me a finders fee or anything, though. Damn it.


sj - Aug 22, 2005 8:47:44 am PDT #7861 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

I was just looking up my disability on lj, to see if there was a community for it, and apparently some kid is using it as his username. He appears to be using it only because he thinks the name is cool. I'm sort of squicked.


DavidS - Aug 22, 2005 8:50:53 am PDT #7862 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Question of the morning: What's cuter?

a: Baby hedgehogs
b: Hypnopuppy
c: Smitten Actuaries

The cutest thing about the hypnopuppy is her passive resistance when confronted with an opportunity to bestow her affection on you. She just goes belly down on the sidewalk, utterly thwarting her owner and luring you into her puppy nuzzling ways.

I hope The Empress gets her account straightened out before she pops a stroke.


erikaj - Aug 22, 2005 8:57:05 am PDT #7863 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

All cute, in different ways.