Hmmm. Yasmin is responsible for the Ever-Expanding Boobies (tm), and my period is *significantly* shortened (down to one day, most months), but man. I usually only get Back Cramps O' Doooooooom once every three months or so, but it's now every month, for one special day. It's a net gain, I suppose.

Interesting. I might just be their best-case testimonial or something. My boobs have not changed in size, thankfully. And now they don't get so tender that I have to beat down the urge to kill people who want a hug. Also gone, the 3ish days of undefined weepiness, skin doesn't break out (as bad), and the cycle is down to 4ish days, from 6ish. (Although if I could get in on your 1 day deal, I would go ahead with the song-writing plans). All in all, good stuff.

Yeah, my bank put abut $500 dollars into my checking account by accident, once. They seemed rather surprised when I pointed it out to them. Didn't offer me a finders fee or anything, though. Damn it.

I was just looking up my disability on lj, to see if there was a community for it, and apparently some kid is using it as his username. He appears to be using it only because he thinks the name is cool. I'm sort of squicked.

Question of the morning: What's cuter?

a: Baby hedgehogs
b: Hypnopuppy
c: Smitten Actuaries

The cutest thing about the hypnopuppy is her passive resistance when confronted with an opportunity to bestow her affection on you. She just goes belly down on the sidewalk, utterly thwarting her owner and luring you into her puppy nuzzling ways.

I hope The Empress gets her account straightened out before she pops a stroke.

All cute, in different ways.

Question of the morning: What's cuter?

a: Baby hedgehogs
b: Hypnopuppy
c: Smitten Actuaries

Smitten Hypnohedgehogs!

I'm going to go with b: Hypnopuppy, for purely selfish reasons. There's a decent chance I'll be able to pet a local hypnopuppy if I get my ass out the door for a neighborhood walk. So I think I should concentrate on hypnopuppy cuteness. The odds of me petting a: Baby hedgehogs or c: Smitten Actuaries are far lower.

Where's the weird deposit coming from them? That's the bit that makes me think it's someone's honest fuck-up.

Also possible -- the check was phony, to make your account look inflated so they could withdraw the phony funds, leave you holding the bag when the check was returned unpaid.

aimee, you're doing the right thing by contacting them right away. If there is fraud involving electronic funds transfers, and you just found out about it (as in, within the last couple days), you should end up out no more than $50. Not that losing $50 is a good thing, but it's a damn sight better than the other numbers you're mentioning.

Only other suggestion -- if bank wants written confirmation, give it to them right away.

Yasmin is responsible for the Ever-Expanding Boobies

I just got an email from a friend with photos of her brand new baby girl, Yasmin. So while this sentence startled me, I kinda went "Um, yeah, I guess she is."

Then I read Epic saying she'd write songs to Yasmin (okay, so I often read the whole screen at once in no real order), and started to get really confused.

gah, Aimee. Hope this gets straightened out, and quick. I think Fred's right, that it is a fake deposit in order to get more money out.

runs to check own bank balance...