I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?

Zoe ,'War Stories'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Daisy Jane - Aug 21, 2005 9:04:36 am PDT #7734 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

And Heather, it's so great to "hear" you excited about your new job. We're still waiting for new hair pictures, too, don't forget.

I know. I'm waiting for the zits o doom to go away, or down, before any pics. (And before work tomorrow).

Sorry you had a bad night vw.

And I totally missed saying happy birthday to Fay. Happy Belateds Dear!


meara - Aug 21, 2005 9:15:30 am PDT #7735 of 10001

Doesn't matter how cute you are together, men seldom want to go shoe shopping with their girlfriend

Heh. Well, even when you date girls, they still often don't want to go shoe shopping with their girlfriend...Course I do tend to not date the girls that are into shoe shopping. :)

Robert: What's that? Some sort of gender-neutral sex ed book?

Hah! So true, and yet I"m amused as hell that's what his mind immediately goes to!


meara - Aug 21, 2005 9:20:16 am PDT #7736 of 10001

Aww, I just saw a preview for Tim Burton's "Corpse Bride" (opens 9/23) and thought of Jilli...


Fay - Aug 21, 2005 10:01:18 am PDT #7737 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Well, even when you date girls, they still often don't want to go shoe shopping with their girlfriend.

God, heaven forfend. My approach to shoe shopping is: I just want the same shoes I had before, only without the holes. Or possibly the same ones I'm wearing, but in a different colour. And cheaper than that, you crazy bastards!!!! Ahem.

Hats, scarves and handbags, I can shop for. But not for very long.

Books and DVDs (and, increasingly, comics), however, I can spend hours and hours wandering around and stroking and considering how best to spend my pennies.

Why am I so very very single? Really, in many respects I'm quite blokeish and low maintenance for a girl. And I have nice breasts. And I make Very Good Cake.

is interrupted

...BABY HEDGEHOGS! Yesterday, while somewhat inebriated, we found out that there was a hedgehog living in our garden in a v. cute little hidden nesty thing.

But we've just discovered that there are babies! At least 3! Sooooo cute! About this big.

::is ded from the cute::


meara - Aug 21, 2005 10:05:25 am PDT #7738 of 10001

Aww. Baby hedgehogs! Why are there not adorable cute wildlife like that here? We have...rats. And the occasional raccoon or possum.

Fay, I think someone should totally be dating you. What ended up happening with that one boy? You decided he was too ex-pat?


Ginger - Aug 21, 2005 10:06:40 am PDT #7739 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I appear to be Fay, although lacking in hedgehogs. I have chipmunks, though.


Lee - Aug 21, 2005 10:15:11 am PDT #7740 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I appear to have fallen back to sleep after breakfast/the farmer's market/a little bit of cleaning.

Between that and my power nap from yesterday, I am almost caught up on the sleep I missed this week.


WindSparrow - Aug 21, 2005 10:20:34 am PDT #7741 of 10001
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Well, even when you date girls, they still often don't want to go shoe shopping with their girlfriend...Course I do tend to not date the girls that are into shoe shopping. :)

I'm not actually into shoe shopping, but I'm less into not continuing to wear shoes that are worn out, and incidentally causing painful calluses on my feet.

I know, I'm so fussy.

Daniel has, in fact, been shoe-shopping with me. Most of this was shopping for his shoes, however.


Fay - Aug 21, 2005 10:21:53 am PDT #7742 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

What ended up happening with that one boy?

Well, I like him well enough, and I've seen him a few times, but (at the risk of being a total cow) it's more a liking thing than a fancying thing, I thnk.


DCJensen - Aug 21, 2005 10:24:03 am PDT #7743 of 10001
All is well that ends in pizza.

I appear to be Fay, although lacking in hedgehogs. I have chipmunks, though.

I have rats. Well, they disguise themselves as squirrels. They steal my unripe tomatoes and take a couple of bites, then abandon the rest to rot in my flower garden.