except for the part where if you guys are for real and get together and sit around the house on your anniversary going "What are the odds?" and you'll actually *know*...
Ahahahahaha!!!!
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Aug 18, 2005 6:42:39 am PDT #7130 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
erikaj - Aug 18, 2005 6:46:12 am PDT #7131 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
Thanks Tep!
ChiKat - Aug 18, 2005 6:53:49 am PDT #7132 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Go, billytea!!!!
billytea, that sound you just heard was all the Buffista women SWOONING in unison. I think we all want a great guy to say that to us.
This is so very true! I joined the chorus.
Sail, I love your new cut! Very flattering. You have those sexy, tousled curls thing going on.
{{P-C}} People suck sometimes. Merinda, however, does not suck.
vw bug - Aug 18, 2005 6:54:32 am PDT #7133 of 10001
Mostly lurking...
I have absolutely no tolerance for complete idiots. I just had the following conversation with a woman at MassHealth:
Me: My name is _________. I'd like to check on the status of my application.
Wait...wait...wait...
Her: What is your social security number.
Me: blah, blah, blah
Her: What is your name?
Me: blah, blah, blah
Her: What is your address?
Me: blah, blah, blah
Her: The system is down. Can you call back tomorrow?
Um, why couldn't you have told me that to begin with???
Gris - Aug 18, 2005 6:55:58 am PDT #7134 of 10001
Hey. New board.
Shit, P-C. That sucks.
It does, at that. Sorry dude.
Gudanov - Aug 18, 2005 7:00:37 am PDT #7135 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping
Her: The system is down. Can you call back tomorrow?
So she can't, like, write down the information and enter it later?
Sorry, P-C.
Good for billytea!
Got counsoling appointment with wife in a little while. Can't say I'm looking forward to it.
Polter-Cow - Aug 18, 2005 7:06:23 am PDT #7136 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Her: The system is down. Can you call back tomorrow?
Pum, pum, pum, pum, Pum, pum, pum, pum, Pum, pum, pum, pum, Pum, pum, pum, pum (Tootle, da too too! Tootle, da too too! Tootle da too too!) Pum, pum, pum, pum (Tootle, da too too! Tootle, da too too! (The system is down. The system is down.)) Tootle, da too too! Pum, pum, pum, pum (The system is down. The system is down. (Tootle, da too too! Tootle, da too too!)) Pum, pum, pum, pum.
Volans - Aug 18, 2005 7:15:45 am PDT #7137 of 10001
move out and draw fire
Appropriate levels of punctuation to Gud and P-C.
Glad you guys are going to counseling, Gud, even if it won't be the most pleasant thing you've ever done. Good luck.
Topic!Cindy - Aug 18, 2005 7:38:06 am PDT #7138 of 10001
What is even happening?
Gud, is this the first one? All the best to you both. If/where it is difficult, I hope it's the fruitful sort of difficult.
Nora Deirdre - Aug 18, 2005 7:41:54 am PDT #7139 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
is this the church counseling, Gud?