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DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 1:26:56 pm PDT #646 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Zmayhem: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to find chocolate as dark as Karl Rove's heart. Do you like the onesie? I couldn't believe JZ could get that kind of detail with a bleach pen.

Note to self: first Los Angeles, then Seattle, with a stop in San Francisco to smooch Hec and JZ and any other Bay-istas in need of a smooching.

Right the fuck on! Kissarama with Jen! My wife can't object since she's already taking you on a date. (and was fretfully waiting beside her gmail for your reply like it was promdate too).

Atropa - Jul 13, 2005 1:31:25 pm PDT #647 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

So what do I do about my hair and makeup? I have never been to a Goth club before. Actually I have very rarely been to any kind of club.

Dark eyes, dark lips. Do not attempt liquid eyeliner (or deliberate liquid eyeliner swirly designs) unless you've done such things before.

Some sort of pale shimmery eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and black mascara + dark red lipstick should work just fine.

vw bug - Jul 13, 2005 1:33:02 pm PDT #648 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh. My. God. Too. Cute.

So, not only is Lily making motions in my direction, but I got to talk to Kara. She TOTALLY cracked me up. After Deena asked her if it was mommy's turn, this is what happened:

Kara: Still my turn. I have a very exciting life.
Me: t Giggling quietly in hopes that she won't hear
Kara: Why are you laughing, Auntie Val?
Me: 'Cause you are just too cute!
Kara: Well, that's true.

Deena - Jul 13, 2005 1:33:13 pm PDT #649 of 10001
How are you me? You need to stop that. Only I can be me. ~Kara

Sheesh, I'm slow. Chikat, I didn't comment on your cyst because it's clearly a cyst (did that work?)

sj, I hope you're feeling better.

I just called vw and let Kara talk to her and I hear:

"I have an amazingly exciting life! ....Vow? Vow? Why are you laughing Auntie Vow?

Hee! Kara x-post.

DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 1:35:09 pm PDT #650 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So what do I do about my hair and makeup?

Hair: you can do twisty little Bjork-buns like Jilli does with chopsticks in them. (I'll find a picture.)

Makeup: Pale. Don't forget to blend in under your chin or you'll look like a mime.

Burrell - Jul 13, 2005 1:35:34 pm PDT #651 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I've been looking non-stop for two months now.

you may have to settle for a shirt and skirt. Nursing dresses are harder to find.

sj - Jul 13, 2005 1:35:48 pm PDT #652 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Dark eyes, dark lips. Do not attempt liquid eyeliner (or deliberate liquid eyeliner swirly designs) unless you've done such things before.

Some sort of pale shimmery eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and black mascara + dark red lipstick should work just fine.

Thanks, Jilli. I wouldn't have a clue what to do with liquid eyeliner anyway, but I am pretty good with regular black eyeliner.

JZ - Jul 13, 2005 1:36:12 pm PDT #653 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Wait, Plei, the chocolate and other things actually arrived? That's mindbogglingly fast. Did you, um, did you like the non-chocolate stuff?

Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 1:37:24 pm PDT #654 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I like this one in black.

sj - Jul 13, 2005 1:37:48 pm PDT #655 of 10001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Hair: you can do twisty little Bjork-buns like Jilli does with chopsticks in them. (I'll find a picture.)

That's what you think. I am awful at doing anything with my hair.

Makeup: Pale. Don't forget to blend in under your chin or you'll look like a mime.

It doesn't take much makeup to make me pale. Even in the summer I am paler than pale.

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