I would think for a law office, the skirt would be a better choice.

My therapist sent me home shortly after the session started today. I think I let myself get dehydrated. I was feeling shaky and couldn't concentrate. So I spent the day drinking water and resting. I'm feeling a bit better now.

Goth advice

Black.

Hee, I figured that part out. I am thinking of wearing a long black peasant skirt and a black lacy, corset style top that is beige underneath the lace. So what do I do about my hair and makeup? I have never been to a Goth club before. Actually I have very rarely been to any kind of club.

Days like this I really want to change my name to somethign simple and easy to spell like Smith or Jones or Doe. I called a store to see if an order was ready, they couldn't find and couldn't find it. Then they finally found it under Reese.

I have one of the above last names, and they still won't be able to find your order because there are too many people with the same name as you.

So, I asserted myself and told him he was going to submit this paperwork today or else. Guess who is now pending?

Go, vw!!!

Hi, Maidengurl!

Oh, the Bath and Body Works I was looking for was any of the Chocolate Fondue stuff on close out.

I'll take a look for you Plei. Good luck finding something for the wedding.

{{{ChiKat}}} Hoping it's a harmless cyst like everyone else.

{{{Lyra Jane}}} Sorry about the car trouble.

My ex-husband just came by to drop off some things of mine I finally have the space for. He casually mentioned that he's moving to a new place, too. Turns out he bought a condo.

{{{Jen}}} I'm sorry. That was a sucky thing for him to drop on you.

Zmayhem: CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried to find chocolate as dark as Karl Rove's heart. Do you like the onesie? I couldn't believe JZ could get that kind of detail with a bleach pen.

Note to self: first Los Angeles, then Seattle, with a stop in San Francisco to smooch Hec and JZ and any other Bay-istas in need of a smooching.

Right the fuck on! Kissarama with Jen! My wife can't object since she's already taking you on a date. (and was fretfully waiting beside her gmail for your reply like it was promdate too).

So what do I do about my hair and makeup? I have never been to a Goth club before. Actually I have very rarely been to any kind of club.

Dark eyes, dark lips. Do not attempt liquid eyeliner (or deliberate liquid eyeliner swirly designs) unless you've done such things before.

Some sort of pale shimmery eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and black mascara + dark red lipstick should work just fine.

Oh. My. God. Too. Cute.

So, not only is Lily making motions in my direction, but I got to talk to Kara. She TOTALLY cracked me up. After Deena asked her if it was mommy's turn, this is what happened:

Kara: Still my turn. I have a very exciting life.
Me: t Giggling quietly in hopes that she won't hear
Kara: Why are you laughing, Auntie Val?
Me: 'Cause you are just too cute!
Kara: Well, that's true.

Sheesh, I'm slow. Chikat, I didn't comment on your cyst because it's clearly a cyst (did that work?)

sj, I hope you're feeling better.

I just called vw and let Kara talk to her and I hear:

"I have an amazingly exciting life! ....Vow? Vow? Why are you laughing Auntie Vow?

Hee! Kara x-post.

So what do I do about my hair and makeup?

Hair: you can do twisty little Bjork-buns like Jilli does with chopsticks in them. (I'll find a picture.)

Makeup: Pale. Don't forget to blend in under your chin or you'll look like a mime.

I've been looking non-stop for two months now.

you may have to settle for a shirt and skirt. Nursing dresses are harder to find.

Dark eyes, dark lips. Do not attempt liquid eyeliner (or deliberate liquid eyeliner swirly designs) unless you've done such things before.

Some sort of pale shimmery eyeshadow, black eyeliner, and black mascara + dark red lipstick should work just fine.

Thanks, Jilli. I wouldn't have a clue what to do with liquid eyeliner anyway, but I am pretty good with regular black eyeliner.

Wait, Plei, the chocolate and other things actually arrived? That's mindbogglingly fast. Did you, um, did you like the non-chocolate stuff?