Someone remind me that I do NOT want to take up the ball-jointed-doll hobby, that if I HAD that sort of disposable income, I would be much happier spending it to make myself look like a Victorian-esque vampire, instead of buying a doll. But gosh, they're fun to look at.
She just... she just did the math.
Kaylee ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Atropa - Jul 13, 2005 10:58:25 am PDT #561 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 10:58:53 am PDT #562 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I hate people who beep at others for following, or trying to follow, the rules.
This.
I hate it when cars honk at cars ahead of them for stopping for pedestrians who have the right of way. Or cars that honk at pedestrians just because they're in a crosswalk.
Emily - Jul 13, 2005 11:01:07 am PDT #563 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
Or cars that honk because they don't like being stuck in traffic, despite the fact that everyone else just left the bars at the same time.
-t - Jul 13, 2005 11:04:48 am PDT #564 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Or people who honk at cars that don't turn right on red fast enough. Especially if there are pedestrians. Or "No right on red" signs.
Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 11:05:21 am PDT #565 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I hate it when cars honk at cars ahead of them for stopping for pedestrians who have the right of way. Or cars that honk at pedestrians just because they're in a crosswalk.
This happens all the time in my neighborhood. We're in a mixed use zone, so up the street is a strip of nothing but bars, resturaunts, and retail. There are crosswalks at nearly every intersection, yet some people believe that if there's not a light or a stop sign, it's their right of way.
Of course, I'm one of those people who think you should only be able to miss one question on the written to get a licence.
Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 11:06:51 am PDT #566 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Or don't run a yellow, and they're coming up fast behind you to follow you through and then honk when you stop because dammit, they could have been in the accident too!
lisah - Jul 13, 2005 11:07:02 am PDT #567 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Or people who honk at cars that don't turn right on red fast enough.
Oh that drives me batty! Turning right on red is optional! Optional! And when I get beeped at I will sit there until the light turns green and wave happily at the beeper. I'm a brat that way.
Atropa - Jul 13, 2005 11:07:54 am PDT #568 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I hate it when cars honk at cars ahead of them for stopping for pedestrians who have the right of way. Or cars that honk at pedestrians just because they're in a crosswalk.
nod nod nod
I've been nearly run over more times than I care to think about while crossing in a crosswalk somewhere on the Evil Empire campus.
ChiKat - Jul 13, 2005 11:09:25 am PDT #569 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I am bitchslapping and ignoring my stoopid little voice. Go team cyst!
When do you go back?
July 29. They told me that the doctor will be there to read the results right away, so I'll know the diagnosis that morning.
Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2005 11:09:35 am PDT #570 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
How have you all resisted the urge to spout "IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"?