Or don't run a yellow, and they're coming up fast behind you to follow you through and then honk when you stop because dammit, they could have been in the accident too!
I'm not evil again. Why does everyone think that?
Angel ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 25 to Life
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 11:06:51 am PDT #566 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
lisah - Jul 13, 2005 11:07:02 am PDT #567 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate
Or people who honk at cars that don't turn right on red fast enough.
Oh that drives me batty! Turning right on red is optional! Optional! And when I get beeped at I will sit there until the light turns green and wave happily at the beeper. I'm a brat that way.
Atropa - Jul 13, 2005 11:07:54 am PDT #568 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I hate it when cars honk at cars ahead of them for stopping for pedestrians who have the right of way. Or cars that honk at pedestrians just because they're in a crosswalk.
nod nod nod
I've been nearly run over more times than I care to think about while crossing in a crosswalk somewhere on the Evil Empire campus.
ChiKat - Jul 13, 2005 11:09:25 am PDT #569 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I am bitchslapping and ignoring my stoopid little voice. Go team cyst!
When do you go back?
July 29. They told me that the doctor will be there to read the results right away, so I'll know the diagnosis that morning.
Polter-Cow - Jul 13, 2005 11:09:35 am PDT #570 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
How have you all resisted the urge to spout "IT'S NOT A TUMAH!!"?
P.M. Marc - Jul 13, 2005 11:10:20 am PDT #571 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
You don't want to take up the ball jointed doll hobby.
Where would you put them?
The hunt for dressy nursing wear continues. Somehow, I only have two weeks left.
I just took my measurements. Lalalala. Never finding clothing again!
The joy of pregnancy/childbirth is that you can go back to your pre-baby weight and still be 3"-4" inches larger everywhere. This has tipped me into plus sizes, which is the black hole of nursing fashion.
brenda m - Jul 13, 2005 11:10:38 am PDT #572 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I was once yelled at, like the woman got out of her car to yell at me, for allowing someone all the way over into the left lane. They looked totally lost, suddenly flipped on their blinker, so I slowed down to let them across and onto the freeway.
A guy pulled a gun on my friend Dave for waiting until the woman with a stroller cleared the intersection before he made a right turn.
Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 11:13:07 am PDT #573 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Huh. The back of the office chair came off. It's like a weird torture device. Just the seat part with a huge metal bar with a springy platform with giant screws coming out of it. I'll feel so very S&M while typing up resumes and cover letters now. Not to mention chatting with you guys.
DavidS - Jul 13, 2005 11:16:00 am PDT #574 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The hunt for dressy nursing wear continues. Somehow, I only have two weeks left.
I recommend spray on latex.
Maria - Jul 13, 2005 11:17:25 am PDT #575 of 10001
Not so nice is that I'm about to ruin a Friday morning for a bunch of people because of a series of unfortunate events and an upset foreign government. - shrift
{{{LJ}}} Driving in our area is a bitch.
Now off to my own private hell, the DC DMV. If I don't check in tomorrow, send out a search party.
Later bitches.