This is so nice. Having everyone together for my birthday. Of course, you could smash in all my toes with a hammer and it will still be the bestest Buffy Birthday Bash in a big long while.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jul 13, 2005 10:47:21 am PDT #555 of 10001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My maiden last name was, despite being both phonetic and shared with a highway and a baseball player, completely impossible for anyone to either spell or pronounce.

My married name is easier (2 syllables, also a word in English), but still gets mangled. I end up being either Altar or Atler about half the time.


beekaytee - Jul 13, 2005 10:50:23 am PDT #556 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

Chikat- what everyone else said.

I spent a week a few years ago in abject terror after a 'we saw something' phone call.

I went in for new pictures (jeez, I hate that process) and an ultrasound. They didn't see anything, but insisted I have a needle biopsy. I demured, much to their horror.

A month or so later, the lump disappeared on its own. Cyst? You betcha.

Have a big, warm {hug} for the niggling voice and then set your mind to the best possible outcome.


-t - Jul 13, 2005 10:51:46 am PDT #557 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{Lyra Jane}} Driving social pressure can be a terrible thing.


-t - Jul 13, 2005 10:52:00 am PDT #558 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Daisy Jane - Jul 13, 2005 10:56:20 am PDT #559 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I know I should just be glad no one was seriously hurt, but I just keep thinking that we're going to be out several thousand dollars, all because I was scared people would beep at me if I waited through the green light for the green arrow to make a left turn.

(((LJ))) I hate people who beep at others for following, or trying to follow, the rules. I was once yelled at, like the woman got out of her car to yell at me, for allowing someone all the way over into the left lane. They looked totally lost, suddenly flipped on their blinker, so I slowed down to let them across and onto the freeway. I figured better that than have them stop in the middle of a busy intersection. I got stopped by the light under the freeway. The woman got out of the car behind me to tell me that "Some people have to get to work on time!"

If one light is going to make someone late, someone probably should have left the house a bit earlier.

No one got hurt, don't beat yourself up. After your driver lessons, you'll have rightous knowledge of THE LAW on your side.


SuziQ - Jul 13, 2005 10:57:09 am PDT #560 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

~ma to Connie

Oh, and add me to the chorus of it is likely just a cyst. When do you go back?


Atropa - Jul 13, 2005 10:58:25 am PDT #561 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Someone remind me that I do NOT want to take up the ball-jointed-doll hobby, that if I HAD that sort of disposable income, I would be much happier spending it to make myself look like a Victorian-esque vampire, instead of buying a doll. But gosh, they're fun to look at.


tommyrot - Jul 13, 2005 10:58:53 am PDT #562 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I hate people who beep at others for following, or trying to follow, the rules.

This.

I hate it when cars honk at cars ahead of them for stopping for pedestrians who have the right of way. Or cars that honk at pedestrians just because they're in a crosswalk.


Emily - Jul 13, 2005 11:01:07 am PDT #563 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Or cars that honk because they don't like being stuck in traffic, despite the fact that everyone else just left the bars at the same time.


-t - Jul 13, 2005 11:04:48 am PDT #564 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Or people who honk at cars that don't turn right on red fast enough. Especially if there are pedestrians. Or "No right on red" signs.