A satire of the Britney Spears/Photog shooting/pelleting:
Britney Spears Accused of Stalking Photographer
LOS ANGELES - A photographer shot near the groin with a pellet gun while chatting with friends in Malibu Saturday night has brought criminal charges against Britney Spears. According to papers filed in a Los Angeles County court, Brad Diaz, 33, accused Spears of "willfully and repeatedly stalking the plaintiff, thereby causing him mental anguish, endangering his safety, and interfering with his ability to earn a living." Diaz' suit also names Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Jennifer Lopez, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Jessica Simpson, Nicole Ritchie, Jennifer Aniston, and more than a dozen other celebrities as co-conspirators.