You're not friends. You'll never be friends. You'll be in love till it kills you both.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Polter-Cow - Jul 26, 2005 7:29:33 am PDT #3024 of 10001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Bad -- feels like the sort of compromise that seemed so disturbing yesterday.

I don't think she means, "Check them out because we want you to move to North Carolina." We have relatives over there too, who had offered to put me up if I wanted to move there and look for a job. It was just a suggestion, nothing forceful about it.

Er, um, true but you should already know how to dress for a job interview.

No, she didn't mean for a job interview, she meant when I go outside. Also, I should learn how to shave properly, because I should want girls to like me.


brenda m - Jul 26, 2005 7:31:43 am PDT #3025 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

See, now that's getting back into normal mom territory.


vw bug - Jul 26, 2005 7:36:46 am PDT #3026 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Oh. My. God.

My boss keeps disappearing. She'll say, "Oh, I have to run to the potty. I'll be back in five minutes." Then she'll come back 30 minutes later. And just now she came back after being gone for over an hour and a half when she said she'd be gone for 20 minutes. She *just* disappeared again. Geesh!


Calli - Jul 26, 2005 7:40:53 am PDT #3027 of 10001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Maybe she has a GI upset, vw.

I hope you don't need her for anything time sensitive today, whatever her motivation.


Cashmere - Jul 26, 2005 7:41:54 am PDT #3028 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Also, I should learn how to shave properly, because I should want girls to like me.

According to Kyan, not very many straight guys know how to do this. The key is product (shaving cream or gel AND a moisturizer afterwards) and shaving WITH the grain.


Gris - Jul 26, 2005 7:44:02 am PDT #3029 of 10001
Hey. New board.

Hmm. I'm not sure what the grain of my whiskers is. I do use both shaving gel and a post-shave moisturizer.


tommyrot - Jul 26, 2005 7:44:08 am PDT #3030 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

According to Kyan, not very many straight guys know how to do this. The key is product (shaving cream or gel AND a moisturizer afterwards) and shaving WITH the grain.

First I shave with the grain, then I shave against the grain. That results in a very close shave.

I don't do the moisturizer afterwards, though.


§ ita § - Jul 26, 2005 7:44:41 am PDT #3031 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Also, apply product from the back.


Sparky1 - Jul 26, 2005 7:44:51 am PDT #3032 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Good morning, Bitches! The book-free library feeds into one of my librarian nightmares that I've been having -- homogenous collections. While we're still buying more books than we were, say, 10 years ago when I started as a librarian, we're also buying these huge, expensive databases of material that has been digitized. It's material we already own in paper form. To afford the last 100K database, we cancelled copies of many serials for which we were the only library source west of the Mississippi. To give up the uniqueness of our collections and all end up with the same expensive databases makes me cry a little inside.

P-C, congratulations on a good conversation with your Mother. Remember it is possible.

Libkitty! Nice hair!


Mr. Broom - Jul 26, 2005 7:48:02 am PDT #3033 of 10001
"When I look at people that I would like to feel have been a mentor or an inspiring kind of archetype of what I'd love to see my career eventually be mentioned as a footnote for in the same paragraph, it would be, like, Bowie." ~Trent Reznor

Also, I should learn how to shave properly, because I should want girls to like me.
You mean all those girls she doesn't want you to have anything to do with?

Shaving only with the grain is guarantees a perfectly even half-shave, and that's about it.