Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet? Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along. Book: He could hurry... a little.

'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 25 to Life  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risque (and frisque), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Amy - Jul 22, 2005 11:58:34 am PDT #2304 of 10001
Because books.

There was a cakegasm scene. I thought it was kinda' dumb.

Oh. I hated that movie. Loved the first one, but the second two made me yawn. Like, forever.

Half my friends had her husband as their orthodontist.

Now, if he'd been their dentist...


Topic!Cindy - Jul 22, 2005 12:01:07 pm PDT #2305 of 10001
What is even happening?

I know. The details of my life are a lesson in how not to develop an arc.


Fay - Jul 22, 2005 12:08:47 pm PDT #2306 of 10001
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

An ugly cake once bit my sister.

Sweetie, nothing looks pretty when it's in somebody's mouth. I've seen pictures.

...Johnny Depp would. And Gillian Anderson. She'd look pretty in somebody's mouth. And so would Jack Davenport, I'm betting. And Alexis Denisof, and Eliza Dushku, and Michael Shanks, and Ben Browder, and....[this paragraph could last a long time. Let's just suppose that it has continued for Quite Some Time and skip on to the end, shall we kiddies?]...and Sean Maher, and Gina Torres, she'd look good in somebody's mouth, boy howdy. Ahem. But chewed up foodstuffs in people's mouths? Not so much with the picturesque. So I apologise for my porny tangent, because I totally agreed with the thrust (heh, thrust) of Erika's point.

Cake and wrasslin'? Could be the best weekend evah!

And once again, Mr Sweden is me.


ChiKat - Jul 22, 2005 12:19:40 pm PDT #2307 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

I'm getting a Pie in Cake for my birthday this year.

Pie IN cake? Cakey goodness surrounding PIE? Oh, my.


Lee - Jul 22, 2005 12:25:07 pm PDT #2308 of 10001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Hi!

I had a crab enchilada for lunch. It was very yummy, even if it was ugly as sin, just like Steph's mom's cake. You know, the one that bit Fay's sister.


vw bug - Jul 22, 2005 12:29:42 pm PDT #2309 of 10001
Mostly lurking...

Ok. I'm signing off till after the party. I hope you all have a fabulous evening!


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2005 12:33:25 pm PDT #2310 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have fun! Wish Toto a happy b-day for me!


Cass - Jul 22, 2005 12:35:37 pm PDT #2311 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Crab enchiladas? Mmmm...

Happy Woofday, Toto!


Topic!Cindy - Jul 22, 2005 12:38:32 pm PDT #2312 of 10001
What is even happening?

vw, hope you, Toto and crew have a fabulous party. If you're worried the uglyass cake will ruin it, bring it over. I will hide it well, and truly.


erikaj - Jul 22, 2005 12:40:10 pm PDT #2313 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Never had...this seems wrong. Now, Fay, I didn't say no*body* would look good in someone's mouth. Just not food.